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Pilana farz tha kuch bhi pila diya hota
Sharab kam thi tou pani mila diya hota
Agar zuban peh sharm-o-haya ka pehra tha
Tou muskura ke sar hi hila diya hota..

Phool khilte hain baharo ka sama hota hai
aise mousam mein tou pyar jawan hota hai
dil ki bato ko tou hoton se nahi kahete
ye afsana tou nigaho se bayan hota hai

AASHIKON KE DIL Main SAMANDAR HOTA HAI,
ISKI HAR BOOND Main ISHQ HOTA HAI,
JAB YE PHOOT PADTA HAI AANKHON SE,
TOu ISE ROK PAANAA BADA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI.

Har acchi cheez ka bura jawab nahi hota,
har husn lajawab nahi hota...
nazar tou nazaro se milti hai,
har nazar ka matlab pyar nahi hota..

Har subah naye kafile mein sawaar hota hun.
Har dopahar naye dard se nazre chaar hota hun.
Shaam ko gahr ati hai dard e yaari..
Phir nayi subah ke intzar mein hota hun.

Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain.
Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain Sub asli roop chupatay hain.
Ikhlaq se khali log yahan Lafzon ke teer chalate hain.
aik baar nigahon mein aakar Phir saari umar rulate hain.
Wo jis NE diye hain ashk humein AB us ko bhool hi jaate hain .

Bewafaayi ka dard kaisa hota hai koi humse puche
tanha raaton mein rona kaisa hota hai koi humse puche
takleef mein jeene ki aadat si hogayi ab ae dost
jab apna koi dhagga kare toh kaisa lagta hai....Koi Humse Puche

KOI TOu HOTA
mai jis k dil ki kitaab benta
mai jis ki chahet ka khawab benta
mai hijr k mosem ki lembi raaton mein
yaad ben ker azaab benta
KOI TOu HOTA

jo meri khawahish mein uthh ker raaton ko khoob rota
dukhon ki chader lapeit ker hajoom_e_dunya se dour hota
mai rooth jata manata mujh ko
k chahe mera kasoor hota
KOI TOu HOTA

mai jis k itna kareeb hota
na paas koi rakeeb hota
mai itna uus ka habeeb hota
ye silsila bhi ajeeb hota
KOI TOu HOTA

Kab kaun kisi ka hota hai
Sub jhootey rishtey naate hain

Sub dil rakhney ki batein hain
Sub asal roop chhupate hain

Ikhlaq se khali log yahan
Lafzon ke teer chalate hain

aik baar nigahon mein aakar
Phir saari umar rulate hain

Wo jis NE diye hain ashk humein
AB us ko bhool hi jaate hain

Saath chalne main jo maza hota
Woh humain bhi kabhi mila hota

Yeh hi hasrat rahi hamari faqat
Saath apne koi chala hota

Hum bhatakte rahe thay raahon mein
koi rasta pata chala hota

Thaam leta humain bhi barrh ke koi
Haath hum ko koi mila hota

Hum ulajhtay nahi zamane se
Ek jo Humsafar mera hota

Hum na thaktay safar mein gar
Saath apne koi chala hota.

Har Phool khushbudar Nahi Hota,
Har Patthar Chamakdar Nahi Hota,
Pyar Zara Soch Kar Karna
Kyun k Har Lover Humsa Dildar Nahi hota...

Todna hota tou rishta hum na banate,
Umeed nahi hoti tou hum sapney na sajaate.
Aitbaar kiye hum apki wafa pe,
bharosa na hota tou dil apke haath mein na thamate.

Hansna hamara kisi ko gawara nahi hota,
Har musafir zindagi ka sahara nahi hota,
Miltay hain bohat log iss tanha zindagi main,
Par koi doost ap sa accha,piara nahi hota.

Mohabbat ka matlab intzaar nahi hota,
Har kisi ko dekhna pyar nahi hota,
Yu to milta hai roz mohabbat-e-paigam,
Pyar hai zindgi jo har baar nahi hota…….! !!

kash main chand tu tara hota
falak pe ek ashiyana humara hota
sab tuje door bohot door se dekha karte
par tuje milney ka haq sirf hamara hota…

Raate Gumnaam Hoti Hai, Din Kisi Ke Naam Hota Hai, Hum Zindagi Kuch Is Tarah Jite Hai Ki Har Lamha Dosto Ke Naam Hota Hai...!

ake dafa ake aadmi traine main safar main safar kar raha hota hai wo ake birth par leta hota hai itni dare main ake aadma wahan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar bahi mujhey thoori jagha de du maine bethna hai wo aadmi gushey main aa kar kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi dar jaata hai aur jo thoori see jagha hoti hai udher tang ho kar beth jaata hai uss ke baad ake aur aadmi aata hai aur uss se wohi kehta hai jo pehle waale aadmi ne kaha tha wo aadmi phir gushey main aa jaata hai aur kehta hai tumhey pata nahi main kun hoon wo aadmi bhi dar jaata hai uss ke liye thoori see bhi jagha nahi hoti issliye wo khara ho jaata hai uss ke baad ake pehalwaan aata hai aur uss se kehta hai yar zara jagha dana wo aadmi kehta hai tumhe pata nahi main kun hoon usey iss ka baat karney ka andaas pasand nahi aata wo uss se kehta hai han bata kun hai tu pehla aadmi yar main beemaar hoon.hahahahahahahahaha

Aik sardar gee ko pahar par charhnay ka bohat shoq hota hai. subah sweray woh sair kay liye nikaltay hai. aur pahari par charhna shooroo kar daity hai key ichanak un ka paow pahari par say phisalta hae aur woh lurkharatay huway neechay ki taraf aatay hai keh yuk dum un ka haath aik darakhat ki shakh par gripp ho jata hai woh bohat cheekho pukar kartay hai key mujay bachao bachao laikin unehai koyee nahee bachata, phir ichanak un key zehn mai vah-e-guru ki yaad atee hai sardar gee vah-e-guru ko pukartay hai ke a vah-e-guru mairee maddad karo key gaib se awaz atee hai key shakh chhor do sardar gee preshan ho jatay hai key yeh kia keh rahay hai, shakh chhor doo ga to mai mar jaoo ga sardar jee bohat afsurda lehjay mai kehtay hai. phir awaz atee hai key tum nay khudee maddad key lia pukara tha ub jo kaha ja raha hai vohi karo, sardar jee apna moonh doosri taraf kar kay zor say pukartay hai ""Oay Koyee Hor Hai""

ek bohat barra monster ek ship me saffar kar raha hotta ha,,,aur jitne b ship me log hotta ha unhe kehta ha ke...app me se koi b aghar bahir pani mein apni koi b chothi se chothi chiz phenke ga,,mein usse 2 min me pani se dhoondh kar woh chiz app ko wapis de donga...
acha to ek musafir...apne sir ka baal pani me phemkta ha aur kehta ha ke jao isse 2 min me talash kar ke merre samne pesh karro..woh monster pani me kood jatta hai aur woh baal usse ke hath me de detta hai....phir ek aur musafir apni ring pani me phenkta hai aur kehta hai ke jao isse talaash kar ke lao,,monster 2 min tak us ki ring usse talaash kar ke usse la detta hai...phir ek 3 musafir soch mein parh jatta ha ke yaar mein aissi kaun si chiz pani me phenko..achanak usse khayaal atta hai..ke kyoon na m ein pani mein ek zorr daar BAD/hawa marro....usse woh kaisse dhoondh ke laega......hahahahaha

aik shaks pagal hota hai aur woh hamesha apna paan khata hai jab woh paan khata hai to paddo bhi surata hai aur hamesha ki taraha pagal khane main band hojata hai

kaash mein terey haseen haath ka kungan hota

Toou barey chaao se, barey maan ke saath?
apni nazuk si kalaai mein charhati mujh ko
aur betaabi se furqat ke khizaan lumhoon mein ?.
Toou kissi soch mein doobi jo ghumaati mujh ko?
Mein terey haath ki khusboo se mehek sa jata

Jab kabhi mood mein aa kar mujhey chooma karti
Terey honton ki mein hiddat se dehek sa jata

Raat ko jub bhi toou neendon ke safar par jati?
Murmareen haath ka ek takiya banaya karti
Mein terey kaan se lug kar kai baatein karta
Teri zulfon ko terey gaal ko chooma karta

Jub bhi tu bund qaba kholney lugti janaan
Apni aankhon ko terey husn se kheera karta

Mein teri rooh ke gulshan mein mehekta rehta
Mein terey jissem ke aangan mein khanakta rehta

Kuch nahin tu yahi be-naam sa bandhan hota
Kaash mein terey haseen haath ka kungan hota

Kaash mein terey haseen haath ka kungan hota?.



(Nadeem Akhtar Laghari Baloch)

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

Kaash mein terey Kaan ka Jhumka Hota

Raat ko be-khabri mein jo machal jaata Mein
Tu tery kaan se chup chaap nikal jaata Mein

Subah ko girtey teri zulfon se jub Baasi phool
merey kho jaaney pe hota tera Dil kitna malool

Toou mujhey dhoondti kiss shauq se ghabraahat mein
apney mehkey huey bister ki hur aik sliwat mein

Kaan se, Toou mujhey hurgiz naa utaara karti
Toou kabhi meri judaai na gawaara karti

(Nadeem Akhtar Laghari Baloch)

*NadeemLaghari786@hotmail.com*

aik aadmi jahaz mein safar ker raha hota hai woo air hostes say poochta hai ka bathroom kahan hai tu wooo kehti hai kay peche hai tu aadmi kehta hai kay mera bathroom nahi jahan bathroom hain waaha

aik bar aik banana,apple aur mango hota hai

apple says people cut me and eat
mango says people pinch me and suck my head
banana says people take off my clothes to eat hehehehe

1 dewar per bohat se ishtaharat 1 ,2usare
k upper lagy huy thy,jo kahin kahin se phaty
huy thy...is wajha seun ki ibarat un parhi jati
thi.....
aj 1 sayasi parti aur ahmad chutni k darmiyan pehla test match khala jay ga,jis
k sitary gadha,ghoda,tarazu,mehman adakar sabun hain.....khayal hay pitch fast bowlron
ki madaad kary gi......sensor k bad bohat jald pesh kar di jay gi........ap logoon se iltamas hay k air conditiond muragkhany k liyegadafi stadium main tashrif la kar her kisam ka kapda kharidaen>>>>>>>hahahahahahha....

Ek admi kay pass two parrots hotay hain.ek parrot ahr waqt sajday main rahta hai aur dosera parrot tasbi patrta rahta hai.iss admi kay hamsay kay pass ek female parrot hoti hai JO BOHAT HI SHARARTI HOTI HAI.har waqt kisi ko tang karti rahti hai.Female parrot wala admi apnay hamsay say kahta hai kah aap mera parrot apnay parrots kay pass rakh lain taikah woh bhi aap kay parrotski tarah sharif ho ay .Woh kahta hai kah theak hai.lehaza male parrots wala admi female parrot ko apnay ghar lay ata hai .woh female parrot ko male parrot kay cage main rakh deta hai.jaisay hi male parrots female parrot ko dekhta hai jo tasbih parta rahta hai woh apni tasbi door phank kar sajday paray huay parrot say kahta hai uth yaar apni dua qabool hoo gai hai.

Rulaane se pahale ek baar hasaya to hota, kasoor kya tha es dil ko bataya to hota! Mili saza uss khata ki jo ki na humane, Kassh HUmane tujhse Dil lagaya na HOta!!

Aftab khan ()
Islamabad

Hont se hont milte hain tu kya huta hai??
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socho??
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nai pata?
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kitna ganda sochte ho kuch nai bus moo band huta hai

Ab is DiL se ye gawara nahi hota..iNBoX mein koi SMS Tumhara nahi hota..BhooL kar hi SMS kar dea karo..Sirf Yaad karne se to guzara nahi hota.


Aftab khan (T@BI)

Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara Bhai Hota To Kya Hota?

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