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Bihari Babu: Arre O doctarwa, kaisa nasbandi kiye ho humaari? Biwi phr se maan banne wali hai.
Doctor: Hum nasbandi tohar kiya hoon pura Bihar ka nahin.

Girl to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein tou diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
Santa asked him: What are you doing?
Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA"" shloka ka kya arth hai?
Pappu: Tum so jao maa, mein Joti ke pass ja raha hoon.

Jidhar dekhta hoon...tu aathi nazar hain...
Dil aur jaan hain tu hi...tu hi jigar hain...
Tuje poojta hoon mein...tuje kya khabar hain...
Tere pyaar ka mujpe hua ye asar hain...

Tumhe Dil Mein Basaye Rakhta Hoon,
Aur Duniya Ko Bhulaye Rakhta Hoon.
Tumhe Meri Nazar Na Lag Jaye,
Apni Nazar Jhukaye Rakhta Hoon.

Main jaanta hoon k yeh khawaab jhuthe hain aur,
yeh khushiyan adhuree hain,
magar zinda rehnay ke leeye mere dost,
kuchch galat fehmiyan zaruree hain.

Sabhi say in dinoon roota howa sa lagtta hoon
mein apnay aap ko aab bay'wafa sa lagta hoon
tamaam raat mein girti hoi havailee mein
diloon say nikli hoi bad'dua sa lagta hoon
mein woh khazana hoon haqdar jis ke duniya hai
hazar hisoon mein banta howa sa lagta hoon
mairi hansi say udaasi kay phool khiltay hain
mein sab kay sath hoon laikin juda sa lagta hoon
chamak raha tha, chehra kissi ke ankh mein
mein aainay mein kissi dosra sa lagta hoon
tamam raat barasti hai, rait par shabnam
mein apnay chand say jab bhi khafa sa lagta hoon.

Once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!