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Mangta hoon to deti nahi
jawab meri baat ka
deti ho to khara ho jata hai
rom rom jazbaat ka
kyun kehte ho bar bar daloo
baloo mein phool ghulab ka

Tujay chahnay walay kam naa hoon gay
waqat kaay sath shayad hum naa hoongaay
chahay kisi ko kitna b pyar deyna
lekin teri yaadon kaay haqdar sierf hum hoon gaay

miss joly kafi arsey se aik achi farm main job kar rahi thi.inn ke daftar main aur bhi satthi thay.lakin mr.James ,mr .Thomsan,aur mr .Brown miss joly se shadi karna chahtey thay.aik din miss joly ko akharkar apni shadi ke liye mashwarey ki zaroorat par gai.soocha kion na computer se mashwara kiya jaye.takey uss main ghulti ka koi ehtamal nah ho.""mr. Brown mery satth shadi ke liye kaisay hain""computer ne kaha.""ghair munasib"" acha ""mr. james"" bilkul nahi. tu phir""mr. thomsan mery liye kaisay rahain gay.""sawal hi nahi paida hoota"".akhir main miss joly ne kaha.""main phir kis se shadi karoo"".""MAIN MAR GIYA HOON KIYA""computer ne jawab diya.

AIK AADMI NAMAAZ PARH RHA HOTA HAI, TO AIK AUR AADMI DOOSRAY AADMI KO BATATA HAI KAY YEH AADMI BOHT NAMAAZI AUR PARHAIZGAAR HAI. NAMAAZ PARHNAY WALA JALDI SAY NAMAAZ TORD KAR KETA HAI , JANAAB MAIN HAAJI BHI HOON. HAHAHA,HEHEHE,HOHOHO.

ek dafa kya howa meri ek dost ney kaha joke sunao..maine kaha..tum jo hain naa road par kar k ek building miley gee waha jana pehla flat chor kar dosrey main chale jana..oss main meri masee milay gee oss kee shadi kee photo dekhna..oss kee dulhay kee kasam mujhey nahee attaa

aik dafa aik bachaa apna sur bulb per ragarh raha hota hai us ki mother us ko dakh kar kahti hai yai kia kar rahay hoo? wo jawab deta hai kay apna dimaag(brain)rooshon kar raha hoon

aik dafa aik admi adhee raat ko apnay malik makaan kay ghar jata hai aur kehta hai kay main is mahainay ka karaaya 15 din baad doon ga.. tu malik makaan ghussay main kehta hai theek hai magar ye baat to tum mujhay subah bhee too bata saktay thay.. too wo admi kehta hai darasal main parishaan tha soocha app bhee parishaan hoon!

tere chehre ki kya taareef karoon tera bandar jaisa moo
tere zulfoon ki kya tareef karoon tere ek ek ball pe joon.

ek haathi hota hai woh hansta nahi sab log bhut koshish kartey hain key woh hansey lakin sab ki koshish bekar jatey hai.itney main ek chunti atey hai woh boltey hain main hansatey hoon hathi ko woh us key kaan main kuch boltey hai tu haathi zor zor se hansna suru kar deta haisab log pareshan ho jatey hain aur chuntey se poochtey hain tum ney aisa kya bola key woh hans deya.chuntey boley main ney kaha key main tumharey bachey ki maa bananey wali hoon.hahahaaaaaaa

Aik afsar nay preshan ho kar aik aurat say kaha, Mohtarna mughay aik baat ki samagh nahin aai, aap kehti hain keh aap ka aik beta doo saal ka hai aur doosra chaar saal ka hai jabkeh aap kay shohar kay intaqal ko panch saal ho gay hain.
Aurat nay kaha, Haan magar main to zindah hoon.

Aanken band kar bhi, hum tera deedar karte hain,
Aye sanam, hum to sirf tum se pyar karte hain.
Lakh chaah kar bhi main tujhe bhula nahi sakta,
Saans rahte, teri tasvir aankhon se hataa nahi sakta.
Aakhiri pal tak o bewafaa, tujehe yaad karta hoon,
Teri yaadon ko seene mein basaa kar chalta hoon.


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Main hoon na..
Life brings ??Kabhi khushi kabhi gum----?
When it ?? Na tum jano na hum----?
So let do ??Masti----? 2 gather
Who knows ?----? Kal ho na ho----?
But when ever u need true friend ?? Main hoon na----?

Life brings ??Kabhi khushi kabhi gum----?
When it ?? Na tum jano na hum----?
So let do ??Masti----? 2 gather
Who knows ?----? Kal ho na ho----?
But when ever u need true friend ?? Main hoon na----?

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