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aik daffa miaan bevi main larai hoo jaati hay, aur unn ki bool chaal bhee band hoo jaati hay. aik din miaan koo kissy kaam ki wajah say subha jaldi uthna hoota hay, woo aik ruqa likh ker bevi kay serhanay rakh daita hay keh mujhay subha 7:00 bajay jaga daina. subha uth kar jab ghari daikhta hay too 8:00 bajay hootay hain, ussay bara ghussa aata hay. woo uth kar bevi kay pass janay lagta hay, too ussay takeay kay pass aik ruqa millta hay jiss per likha hoota hay "" 7:00 baj gay hain abb uth jaaoo ""

aik larka apni behan kay saath jaa raha hootaa hay, uss koo larkay chairtay hain "" kyun bhai apni mashooq kay saath jaa rahay hoo"", larkay nay ghusay say jawab dia "" mashooq hoo gee tumhari, meri too behan hay"".

aik daffa do doast appus may baat ketey hai
Asif: yaar Amjad kia bacho kee terhaa herketey ker rahey..tum zarra sabaq yaar ker lo..tum daswee jumaat key talib illum ho..koee bachey nahee
Amjad: yaar bacho ki terha herketey to kero ga he na kio key mey to paidaishee bacha hoo na

Mizaj e Yaar se joo joo shanasa hota ja raha hoon
me tanha, aur tanha, aur tanha hota ja raha hoon

Main Teray ourak Main Bikhra Hoo
Kabi Woh Purani Kitaben Kholo Tu Yad Karna

Main Qatra Qatra Barsat Main Barsoon Ga
Jo Un Barishon Main Bhigho Tu Yad Karna

Main Sans Sans Tere Yadoo Main Basa Hoon
Jab Sans Ko ukharta Pao Tu Yad Karna

Main Lamha Lamha Teri Yad Main Jalta Hoon
Kabi Khud Ko Khafa Pao Tu Yad Karna

Main Raat Raat Tujhe Rub Se Mangta Hoon
Kabi Tum B Duaa K Liye Hath Uthao Tu Yad Karna...!

aik aadmi kae ghar chori ho gai us nai apne noker ko report likhwane keliye bheja our us sae kahaa kae report meen likhwana kae rat ka time tha kute bhonk rahee they sitarey chamak rahe they chour ayaa our dewar ko phlang kar bhaence khol kar lae giya who aadmi thaney giya our report likhwai kae raat kaa time thaa kutey chamak rahey they sitarey bhonk rahey they chour aaya bhaence ko phlang kar dewar ko khol kar lae giya.

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA
ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

SUNOOOOOOO
PIYAAR ME JANG MOHABBAT DONO JAEZ HAIN

MENE KAHA ACHA
LAKIN YE JO TM KR RAHE HOO
WO GALAT HY

LAKIN TM NA MANETM MERE PASS AAYE
OR MUJAH PAKAR LIA

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA
ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

MENE KAHA CHORD DO MUJAH JANE DO
LAKIN TM NA MAANAY

TUM BOLTE RAHE I LOVE U
OR MERE BALOO ME APNA HATH PHERTEY RAHE
MENE PHR KAHA

CHORD DO, CHORD DO, CHORD DO
WARNA ME RO DOO GI

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA

ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

TUMMMM!!!
TUM SE MERA RONA NA DEAKHA GAYA

ME RONE LAGI OR
BOLTI RAHI JANE DO
PHR TM NE

SORRY BOL KR
MUJAH CHORD DIA

TO NE MUJH SE KAHA
ME PIYAAR KRTA HOO TM SE

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Samajne ko tu tum sari daastan-e-gham samajte hoo
Jo mutlab kahne wale ka hai os ko kam samajte hoo.
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