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aik aadmi doosray aadmi se: mera zikar aaj akhbar me aya hai
doosra aadmi: sach?
pehla admi: yeh surkhi dekho likha hai nah ke mulk ki abadi 20 crore hogai hai.
doosra aadmi: haan likha hai lekin tumhara zikar kaha hai?
pehla aadmi: un 20 crore me me bhi to hoon

Sir: Samajh Tujhe 10 Laddu diye

Pappu : Mujhe??

Sir: Samajh na,, Tere Baap ka kya Jata hai.
Usme se 5 Mujhe diye to Tere pass kitne Bache???

Pappu : 20 :D

Sir: kaise???
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Pappu : Samajh Na, Tere Baap ka kya jata hai!!! :p =))

Hahahahahaha

aisay lagta hai yahi qoum ke gham khawar hain bas
rehnuma saaray ke saaray he adakar hain bas
in pay kiyon kholtey ho janat-e Firdous ke baab
ehley duniya hain, yeh duniya ke talab gaar hain bas
ehley haq jantay hain Adal ke asmaar hain kya
ehley zulmat pay yeh asmaar giran baar hain bas
mulk lota hai magar phir bhi Muaziz hain woh
kaisi majboori kay hum in ke taraf daar hain bas
hum woh badbakht nahi chahtay hain apnon ko
aur gheiron ki mohabbat mein girftar hain bas
kon sa jurm tha apna kay mili jis ki saza
hum saya kaar murawwat ke sazawar hain bas

judge: tumharay moakkal ko reha nahee kiya ja sakta
wakeel: kon sala aisa kehta hai?
judge: tumhe himmat kaisay hui muje sala kehne ki
wakeel: judge sahab mene poocha hai kaun sa law aisa kehta hai

"Wo mere bare me sochta hai yehi bohat hai
"Use main dekhon to dekhta hai yehi bohat hai.
"Wo khud ko mera nhi smjhta to koi Gham nhi
"Wo mujhko apna to janta hai yehi bohat hai.
"Haqeeqton me milap uska nhi zarori
"Wo mujhe Khawabon me milta hai yehi bohat hai.
"Agr wo mera nhi hua ye mera Muqadar
"Mgr main to uska hon yehi bohat hai
"Wo mujhe nhi chahta to koi Gham nhi
"Meri Mohabat ko to manta hai yehi bhot hy.