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AAK ADMI HEIR DRESAR KA PASS ATA HA OUR PHUCHTA HA KA KATNI DIR MAIN PHRAG HO GA HEIR DRESAR KHATA HA KA 20 MANITS MAIN TO ADMI CHALA JATA HA OUR DO TEEN ASI TARA PHOCH KAR CHALA JATA HA WAPAS NAHIN ATA HEIR DRASER LARKAY KO KHAHTA HA KA YA ADMI KHAIN JATA HA OUR KHAIN SAY ATA HA LARKA THORI DEER BAD BHAGTA HOWAA ATA HA OUR KHATA HA ATA TU PATA NAHIN KHAIN SAY HA PAR YAHAIN SAY SEEDHA TARAY GHAR JATA HA.

eik aadmi eik bachee se poochta hai ke:-
beeta post office kedar hai
bacha kehta hai mere gar ke saamnay
admi poochta hai tomhara gar kedar hai
bacha kehta hai post office kay saamney
admi poochta hai post office kedar hai
bacha kehta hai mere gar ke saamnay
(admi tang aa kar) yeh dono keder hain
bacha kahta hai ""amney saamney""(aik dosre key samney)

Agr wo phuch len humse tumhein kis baat ka ha ghum

Toh phr kis baat ka ho ghum , agr wo phuch len humse

AIK DAFA KA ZAKAR HA, USTAD NA SAHGARD SA POCHA,KAL KO KAYA KAHTA HAN. SHAGARD NA BATAIA, TOMARROW. USTAD NA KAHA,SHAHBAZ. ACHA PARSOW KO KAYA KAHTA HAN, SHAGARD TOMARRO KO AIK OUR MARROW.

ek daffa hospital me ek burhe patient ko sardi lag rahi hoti ha,,samne se ek norse atti hai..burha patient usse kehta ha ke norse plz zara merre paon me kambhal urha do...norse palat kar dekhti ha aur kehti hai...excuze me im a head norse...to burha patient jawab detta hai..to plz kissi foot norse ko bulla do...hehehehehe

ak dafa ka zekar ha ak addmy k matthy pa golly lag gy wo mokky per hee halak ho gya essy doran ak orat ayy us na kaha k klya howa ha jab ussy patta chala k golly matty per lagny sa admmy mer gya ha uss na kaha k khuda ka ya shuker ha k aknh bach gy ha

Nokar Meera say:
Madam light chali gai hai
Meera:
To Mother light jala lo
Nokar:
Mother light?
Meera:
uffff u unread people , mom batti

#jokes #meera

jeena parta ha kabhi zarf se kamtar ho kar
bheek daryaon se maangi ha samandar ho kar

haan ye tasweer kabhi baat kiya karti thi
dekhti rehti hain ankhein jise pathar ho kar

umar bhar mere tassawur ne tarasha tha jise
ab wo saya kahi gum ho gaya paikar ho kar

mera es ishq men nuqsaan hua ha kitna
khud se mehroom hua tujh ko mayassar ho kar

mere ehsaas pe ghalib hi rahi ik wahshat
mushkelain kam na huin ranj ka khoogar ho kar

es se behtar ha ke ik baar utar ja dil men
kyun ulajhta ha, mere zakhm se, nashtar ho kar

mera dukh ye ha, ke sab shaad samajhte hain mujhe
is aziyat se guzra hoon, sukhanwar ho kar...!

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