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woh keh kar chale itni mulaqat boht ha, main na kaha ruk jao abhi raat boht ha, ansooo mere tham jaen to shoq se jana,aisay main kahan jao ge barsaat boht ha

once there is a boy he said to his father that from where does the water comes in the tap.father replies from sea .he says that he want to see the sea.father take him along to the sea.he push his father in the sea and come back home hurilly.and say to his mother that mama mama open the tap father is comming.

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ek bohat barra monster ek ship me saffar kar raha hotta ha,,,aur jitne b ship me log hotta ha unhe kehta ha ke...app me se koi b aghar bahir pani mein apni koi b chothi se chothi chiz phenke ga,,mein usse 2 min me pani se dhoondh kar woh chiz app ko wapis de donga...
acha to ek musafir...apne sir ka baal pani me phemkta ha aur kehta ha ke jao isse 2 min me talash kar ke merre samne pesh karro..woh monster pani me kood jatta hai aur woh baal usse ke hath me de detta hai....phir ek aur musafir apni ring pani me phenkta hai aur kehta hai ke jao isse talaash kar ke lao,,monster 2 min tak us ki ring usse talaash kar ke usse la detta hai...phir ek 3 musafir soch mein parh jatta ha ke yaar mein aissi kaun si chiz pani me phenko..achanak usse khayaal atta hai..ke kyoon na m ein pani mein ek zorr daar BAD/hawa marro....usse woh kaisse dhoondh ke laega......hahahahaha

iak dafa ka zikar ha kisy station pear ik bhikari ata wo sab sa iakhi bat kh raha tha iak ropy ka sawal ha baba sab kh rahy tha maff karo lakin jab wo iak mosafir ka pass gia us sa kha ka iak rope ka sawal ha us na kha tamater khao us 2,3 bar kha phir us na yahi jawab dia to us sasamny waly na kha ya totla ha kh raha ha kama kar khon hhahhahahahha acha ha na

Eik engraz pakistan ata ha eik hotel main khana khata ha khanay main march bohat hooti hain engraz sour machata ha see see karta ha hotel wala baray ko kahta ha kalfi la ao kolfi khanay say engraz ko thandak parti ha to wo eik our kolfi khata ha engraz hotel main raat rahata ha soba jab bath room jata ha too bath room say awaz aati ha kolfi kolfi engraz jab apnay country wapas jata ha to us ka dost puchta ha kya hawa us na kaha baqi sub sahi ha atna yaad rakhana jab khana khao too 2 kolfi khana eik parsal karana

sharam naina attay joke parta ha koi or kam nain ha band kar ullo kay charkhay

Aik admi ka aik hath cut jata ha wo bara parasan hoto ha us ka dost us ko tasali data ha atnay main aik our admi aa raha hoto ha jus kay doono hath nahion hotay our wo natchta howa aa raha hoto ha us ka dost us ko kahta ha yar mera dost bara parasan ha teray doono hath nahin hain tum katnay khush ho wo kahata ha khush koon kambakhat ha meray peechay kharush ho rahee ha main us ushal raha hoin.

jab bhee muhabatoon ka hisab karna
mere muhabatain bhee shumar karna
mere batoon ko yaad karna
oor phir deehre se muskara ke keh dena
tumharee muhabatain behisab hain

jina chahtay hainmager zindgi ras nahi ati,
marna chahtey hain mager mot pas nahi ati bohat udas hain is zindagi se,apki yaden b to trpaney se baz nahi ati .



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