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Kindly observe Silence in da memory of dose poor Mosquitoes who died last night after Sucking ur Blood.

who said that english is easy???????????
Fill in the blank with YES or NO
1------- dont have brain.
2------- dont have sense.
3-------i am stupid....

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Night has ended for another day,
Morning has come in a special way,
May you smile like the blissful rays and
Leave your worries for some other day.
GOOD MORNING.


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Asim, Lahore / Jhelum / Islamabad.

Dreams visit us when we are sleeping.
But commitments wake us up each day and give us every chance to make our dreans come true.
God bless you. Good morning and have a nice day.


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Asim.

Open your eyes, so the Sun can rise, Flowers can blossom, Birds can sing.
Because all are waiting to see your beautiful smile.
GOOD MORNING.


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A very original ?GOOD MORNING? wish only for you.
Beware of cheap duplicates.
I am the only authorized dealer for ?GOOD MORNING? wishes.
HAVE A NICE DAY.


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Subah jab aankh khuli to aasman se awaaz aiyee k mang banday kiya mangta hai.
Meinay arz ki ?Yaa Allah jo yeh SMS parh raha ha is ko apni aman ma rakhna?. (AAMEEN). HAPPY GOOD MORNING.



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Morning is wonderful opportunity;
To pray,
To love,
To care,
To smile and
To thank god for all blessings we received.
G O O D M O R N I N G.


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>>Two men met while both where looking for their lost wives.

1st: How yours look like?

2nd: She is 57, 36-24-36, Fair, Black eyes. What about yours?

1st: Forget mine. Lets find yours!!

A good relationship is not like RAIN that falls and goes.
It is like Air, sometimes blowing and some times quiet?..
But always there, constantly hanging around us.


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Asim.

A morning is a wonderful blessing, either cloudy or sunny.
It stands for hope and gives us another start of what we call life.
GOOD MORNING.


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Asim.

G Morning
O Afternoon
O Evening
D Night
Over all have a good day.



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Always welcome a new day with a smile on your lips, love in your heart and good thoughts in your mind. You will always have a wonderfull day.
GOOD MORNING.



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New morning, new aim, new plan of achivements, your dedication and
commitment = Success.
Just do it and win the goal.
Good Morning.


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Every bad situation has something positive.
Even a stopped clock is correct twice a day.
Think of this and lead your life.
GOOD MORNING.


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Never blame a day in your life.
Good days give you happiness.
Bad days give you experience.
Both are essential. All are God?s blessing.


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Welcome to ?Sweet Dreams Airlines.? All passengers on bed be ready as the flight will be leaving soon to Dreamland. Enjoy the journey.
Good Night.



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It is said that inzamam don`t understand english. Once commentator asked, Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?. Inzi said, Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem first of all i thanks to Allah and then credit goes to all boys, they really worked hard especially afridi done very well. If they continue we can have another chance

Tutor to Santa: Write ur father name in English

Santa: Beautiful Red Underwear

Tutor: Are u joking?

Santa: No Sir his name is Sundar Lal Chadda

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1 day shaitaan came in my dream nd asked me the contact no.
Of an HONEST person
I gave him urno.
But he refused & said sorry i cannot disturb my BOSS

small truth to make our Life 100% successful..........
If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is equal to 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then H+A+R+D+W+O+R+K = 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

K+N+O+W+L+E+D+G+E = 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

L+O+V+E=12+15+22+5=54%

L+U+C+K = 12+21+3+11 = 47%

(None of them makes 100%)
...............................
Then what makes 100%
Is it Money? ..... No!!!!!
Leadership? ...... NO!!!!

Every problem has a solution, only if we perhaps change our ATTITUDE.
It is OUR ATTITUDE towards Life and Work that makes
OUR Life 100% Successful..

A+T+T+I+T+U+D+E = 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%..

Wash ur face and wash ur feet! Now it--s time 2 fall asleep. Your eyes are weak and mouth can--t speak so, hope this nite shall b nice n sweet. Good Night.

George receives a phone call.

Hello, he answers.

The voice on the other end says, This is Jessica. We met at a party about 3 months ago.

George, hmmm... Jessica? You say we met 3 months ago?

Jessica, Yes, it was at Adam--s house. After the party gave me a ride home. On the way home, we parked and got into the back seat. You told me I was a good sport.

George, Oh, yeah! Susan! How are have you been?

Jessica, Well, I--m pregnant and I--m going to kill myself.

George, Say, you really ARE a good sport!

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WIFE: SUNO JI DOCTOR NE MUJHE 1 MAHEENE K AARAM K LIYE BEAUTY FUL FOREIGN COUNTRY JANE KO KAHA HAI.
HUM KAHAN JAEN GE?

HUSBAND:
DOOSRE DOCTOR K PAAS..

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EnGLiSh ShAyErI

The JanazA Of MehBooB Nikla From The Gali Of MehBooBa With LotS Of ZoR ShoR

The MehboobA Jhanki From The DooR And Boli ? Mar Gaya HaRaMKhor?

Hazrat ali (A.s) farmatay hain. Din ki Roshni mai Rizq Talaash karo...! Aur Raat ki Taariki mai usy allah ko yd karo jo tmhain Rizq Detaa Hay.! (GOOD MORNING) @===03453066445===@

Good frnds r like a
Ring alwys
Holding ur Finger
Bt as u get Carelss
It slips out of ur hand!
So, don?t evr
Let
ur frnds slip out of ur life?

Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

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Pyare se dost ko salam humara.

Din kaisa raha ye sawal humara.

Kal phir sms bhejenge ye wada humara.

Par abhi good night KA pyaara sa paigam humara.

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1 angraze URDU seekhnay k liay Pakistan aya::
Kuch waqt k bad wo wapis gya.Logon ne us se poocha k us ne kya seekha:
Us ne kaha
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Bijley chali gayi
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Bijley a Gai...
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Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:

1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I’m not a mango man

2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits

3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also

4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.

5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)


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