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Master apney shagird se kehta hai tum english mein baat kiya karo agley din barish hoti hai aur class mein dair se jata hai tu master pochta hai tum dair se kyun aye shagird kehta hai
oh my master i am come
goddey goddey pani mei cham cham
one pair pisla i am karam
ote basta talai i am

Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too! heee hahahahaha

Aik dafa aik larke ko us ki teacher kahti hai tum ne subha english mien teen(3)words yaad kar ke school anaa hai.wo ghaar jata hai to wo apni mum se kahta hai ke meri teacher ne kaha hai ke mien ne english mien three words yaad kaney hain,us ki mum gussey mien hoti hai to kehty hai SHUT UP wo yea hi word yaad kar leta hai SHUT UP,SHUT UP to us ki mum phir kahty hai SICK MAN wo yea bhi word yaad kar leta hai SICK MAN, SICK MAN,to phir wo kahin bahir jata hai to aik larka,larki ko kehta hai COMMON DEARLING wo yea bhi word yaad kar leta hai COMMON DEARLING,COMMON DEARLING.
To wo jab subha ko school jata hai to us ki teacher kahty hai tum ne apna sabaq yaad kiya?wo kehta hai SHUT UP,to teacher kehty hai tum batmizzy kar rahe ho?wo kehta hai SICK MAN to teacher kahty hai chalo mien tumien principle ke pass le kar jaty hoon to wo kehta hai COMMON DEARLING

Aik dafa ka zikkar hai ke aik admi ko english sikhney ka bahot shoq hota hai woh apney dost ke paas ja ker yah masla batata hai to uska dost kehta hai main tujhey english sikhata hoon woh us ko kehta ahi ke ajj peehla word yaad kerlo offcorse yes to woh bunda woh word yaad ker leta hai or her waqt repeat kerta rehta hai phir woh admi apney dost ke gher se bahir nikalta hai or market se guzarta hai waha per pizza wala khera hota hai , pizza wala poochta hai ke pizza khao gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse yes to woh us ko pizza de deta hai , phir agey jata hai to wahan per burger wala khera hota hai , woh bhi poochta hai ke burger khaoo gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse yes to woh usey burger dey deta hai phir woh aagey jata hai to wahan per usse boxer milta hai , boxer poochta hai ke maar khao gay to woh kehta hai ke offcorse yes to woh us ko bahot marta hai .......................
phir agley din woh apney dost ko batata hai ke yaaar terey wrod ki waja se bahot maar khaee hai to woh kehta ahi ke aaj to aesa kero ke niya word yaaad kero offcorse not to woh bunda usey yaad ker leta hai phir woh dost ke gher se bahir nikalta hai or market se guzarta hai waha per pizza wala khera hota hai , pizza wala poochta hai ke pizza khao gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse not , phir agey jata hai to wahan per burger wala khera hota hai , woh bhi poochta hai ke burger khaoo gey to woh kehta hai ke offcorse not , phir woh aagey jata hai to wahan per uske boxer milta hai , boxer poochta hai ke kul wali maar yaad ahi to woh kehta ahi ke offcorse not to woh phir se us ko bahot marta hai .......................
phir woh dobara apney dost ke gher jata hai
or kehta hai ke aaj phir mai ney maar khaee to woh usey kehta hai ke aaj aesa ker aaj aik word yaad keer very good to woh yah word yaad ker leta hai or bhir nikalta hai pizza wali ke dukan per jata hai to woh usey kehta ahi ke yaar marey dukann per daka per giya ahi to woh kehta hai ke woh kehta hai ke very good to woh us ko bahot galiyaan deta hai .. phir agey jata hai to waha per berger wala khera hota hai woh usey kehta hai ke yaaar mere dukan main aag lag gayee hai to woh kehta ahi ke very good to burger wala usey bahot galiyaan deta hai ... phir woh agey jata ahi to wwaha per boxer ro raha hota hai to woh boxer se poochta ahi ke kia hoa to woh kehta ahi ke meree maan(mother) mer gayee ahi to woh kehta ahi very good to phir boxer us ko itna marta ahi ke woh maar hi jata ahi ............................................................................
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

ONCE A WOMAN WAS SHOUTING AT HER HOUSEKEEPER USING FOWL LANGUAGE SHE SAID MONHOOS,KAMEENEY!.....AND MANY OTHERS HER DAUGHTER WAS LISTENING THESE WORDS SHE IMMEDIATELY ASKED THAT WHAT KAMEENEY AND MANHOOS MEANS MOTHER THINKING THAT IF I TOLD THE RIGHTMEANING SHE WOULD LEARN FOWL LANG. FOR THIS SHE SAID KAMEENEY MEANS WEAK OR ILL AND MANHOOS MEANS HEALTHY .GIRL GOT THESE WORDS AND THEN SHE GOES TO HER GRANMA HOME GIRL SAID IMMEDIATELY TO HER GRANDMA THAT YOU WERE KAMEENEY BEFORE AND NOW YOU ARE LOOKING SO MUCH MANHOOS.HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!................

hum roz subha unhe kehte hai good morning ,
hum roz subha kehte hai good morning ,
woh aise ghoor ke dekta hai ,
jaise 0 errors , or 5 warning

one man from village came to the modern city, he liked it but he saw everybody was talking in english so he decided to learn english,His first lesson was a poem twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are so he repeated the poem tande tande aam ka achar khalo chapati leke dakar.

God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!
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Na puja,
Na snan,
Na salam,
Na mandir,
Na bhagwan,
Subha hote hee,
Humara pehla kam,
Ek pyara sa SMS,
App ka naam,
GOOD MORNING???my sweet friend.



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