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Husband: Another new dress? Where do you think I'm going to get the money from to pay for it?

Wife: That's your business. I didn't marry you to give you financial consultation!

Earlier people used to remove their hats to give respect and now our new generation removes head phones to give respect!

Guddi: I'm so afraid Kultar's going to be miserably unhappy when I marry.

Pinky: You have decided to marry Kultar, dear?

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks together!

I'll give u one kiss to go to sleep. I'll give u two kisses to dream. I'll give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me.

The scary thing about dating is that one is either going to marry that person or break up!

Banta: What are you going to do today?

Santa: Nothing.

Banta: You did that yesterday.

Santa: Yes, but I wasn't finished.

If you can't find the right words for certain situations, just give a smile.

Words may confuse, but a SMILE always convinces.

Santa: Why did you give away the scarf to Preeto that your friend presented you on your birthday?

Jeeto: It was too tight!