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Ek Bache ne Sikka (Swallow) Nigal Liya. Uss Kee Maan Badee pareshaan hoye. Kaafi Koshishoon ke baad bhi Sikka Baahir Naahin Nikla. Pass He se Ek Aadmi Guzar raha tha. Uss Ne bache ke Maan se poocha Kiya baat hai. Maan Ne Batayaa ke bache ne sikka nigal Liya hai. Us Aadmi ne bache ko Ulta kar diya Or sikka nikal diya . Bache Kee Maan Ne shukriye Ke Saath Uss se poocha ke aap doctor lagte hain ? Gee Naahin Aap ko Ghalt fahmi hoi hai Main Income Tax Officer hoon Us Aadmi na jawaab diya. hahahahahahahahahhah

ek sardarji sone ke samay ek glass mein pani barke aur ek khaali glass lekar kyon sote hain.guess!!!kyonki raat ko pyaas lag bhi sakti hain aur nahi bhi lag sakti hain.!!!

ek bacha hota hai woh apnay daddy se bolta hai ke daddy pani kaha se aata hai to daddy boltay hai kay pani nalkay main se aata hai tobacha or daddy donu kashti main bethay hotay hay to bacha daddy ko dhaka deta hai to daddy pani main girtay hai to daaddy boltay hay beta mujhe bachao to bacha bolta hai ke daddy aap nalkay main se niklo gay .........................hahahahaha kaisa tha joke ......................hahahahaha

A Spinner

Ek spinner bowler apni suhaag raat ke din apni dulhan se kehne laga; Husband: Tum ne zindagi main mere alawa kisi aur se piyar kiya?

Wife: reply dene ke bajaye apna head dhere dhere nichey karne lagi.

Husband: main janta tha ke tum mere alawa kisi se piyar nahi karti ho, is liye apna head nichey karliya

Wife: Nahin, aisi baat nahi hai, main count kar rahi thi, waise aap preshan na hoon, spinner ko nai ball nahi di jati hai

Ek Dawat Mai ek Andha bhi Shareeq Tha, Khanay mai Rus Gulay Bhi Thay Ittefaq Sai Andhay Ki Plate Mai ek Rus Gulay Mai Pathar Aagaya, is Nai pathar Mun Mai Dala aur zor Zor Sai Chabanay Laga,Aakhir na tota to Pathar Ko Apne ek Haath Sai ek taraf Kar Kai Phenk Diya Ittefaq Sai woh Pathar Samnay Walay Aadmi Kay Sir Par Laga Aur woh Sir Pakar Kar Zor Zor Sai Chillanay laga Toot Gaya Toot Gay Yeh Suntai Hi Andhay nai Jaldi Sai Kaha Toot Gaya Ho To Wapis Kar Dai Na

Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???

ek aadmi topian (cap) bechta hoa jangal main gia wahan ek drakht (tree) k nechey let gia
aur so gia Jab aankh khuli tou topian (caps)
naheen they woh bara pareshan hoa dhondney laga tou uchanak uss ney drakht (tree) k ooper dekha tou sarey bandar (monky) ne topian pehan rakhi theen
uss ne socha k in se topian kaisy loon ussey ek tarqeeb aai us ne jaib (pokit) se ek topi nikali aur apney haath (hand) mai li tou bandroon ne bhi haath main li us ne neechey phenki tou sab bandron ne bhi neechy phenk di aue aadmi ne sab topian uthai aur chala gia
aur gar ja kar betey se kaha k agar tumharey saath kabhi asisa masla ho tou ye tareeqa karna
beta k saath bhi ek din ye masla ho gia us ne bhi topi hath main pakri tou bandroon ne bhi haat main pakar lee us nechey phenki tou bandron ne sar pe pahan lee
aur ye kaha k beta tumen tumharey baap ne samja dia hai tou ki hoa hamen bhi hamare baap ne samjha dia hai

1 dehati sheher aata hai aur wahan ek aadmi se time kia hoa hai .... aadmi kehta hai ke kion gaon me kisi k paas wach naheen hai kia ...dehati gaon me jis se bhi time poochta hoon tou woh kehtey hain cholo namaz ka time ho giya hai is liye aap se poocha hai

EK BAAR EK BACHEY KI KHATNA KA WAQT AAYA TO MIYAAN BIWI DONON LARRAHEY THEY KEY KHATNA HAMAREY GHAR HOGY ,HAMAREY GHAR HOGY,PHIR SHOHAR KO GUSSA AAYA OR US NEY KAHA KHATNA KOI BHI KAREY KHAAL MUTTEHDA KO JAYEEGY ;)