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Ek din 3 ourtahy party may jha rahi thi tho ek nay kha tum aaj koun sha dreas phanu gi.Us nay kha may ray husband kay baal khaley hai may khala dreas phanu gi,Phir dosri nay kha may ray husband kay baal shafed hai may aaj shafed dreas phanu gi,Our phir 3 nay kha may ray tu husband kay baal nahi hai may aaj kai phanu bolo..

Ek seheli dushere seheli se puhj thi hai ke tjab Mango kahte hai to maza kioh atah hai.Seheli kahti hai areh pagal maza is liyeh atah hai kio ke Mango hai hi mazedar hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaah
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Ek sardaar ji England ke ek store main jaate hain jis ke baare main mashoor hota hai k yahaan duniyaa ke her cheez milti hai. Sardaar jee jate hain aur soochte hain mujhe toh ""garma"" lena hai toh is ki english kya hogi. soochte hain k garm ki english heat aur phir garma ki english bani ""heata"".
Sardaar jee store wale se kehte hain mujhe heata chahiye. Woh larka saari dictionaries main se matlab doondta hai lakin use kuch samaj nahi aata. isi tarah do din guzar jaate hain. ek doosre sardaar je store main aate hain toh pehle wale sardar se kehte hain "" kya hua sardaar je"". toh sardaar jee bura sa monh bana ke kehte hain do din hogaye hain in se ""heata"" mange hoye abhi tak nahi mila. toh doosre sardaar kehte hain ""Tanooh teh sirf do din hoye ne menoo teen meene ho gaye nai ""colda"" mangiyaan aaze tak nai labiya""

EK SARDAAR JI SHER SUNAATE HAIN,
EK KUTTA (DOG)
SUB WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR SARDAAR JI KEHTE HAIN , US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB ZOR ZOR SE KEHTE HAIN WAH WAH WAH
PHIR KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
SUB UCHALTE HAIN(JUMP) UCHAL UCHAL KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
PHIR WOH KEHTE HAIN US KE OOPER EK AUR KUTTA
AB SUB EK DOOSRE KE OOPER CHARH CHARH KAR WAH WAH KARTE HAIN
EK AADMI SARDAAR JI KE PAAS AATA HAI AUR KEHTA HAI, SARDAAR JI
IS MAIN KUTTE WALI BAAT TO SAMAJ AA GAI MAGAR AAP YEH BAATAEIN KE IS MAIN SHER WALI KONSI BAAT HAI
WOH KEHTE HAIN
TU BI KUTTE DA PUTAR HI HAIN,
JAAN MERI , TU SHER NU GOLI MAAR , BAS AE DAS SUB TUN THALE WALE KUTTE DA BALANCE KAISA HAI.

Ek dihati angrez se bolta hai ke mujhe English sikhao , angrez bolta hai ke ok bolo ""TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE""dihati bola:""ANDDA DANDDA AAM KA ACHAR KHA KAR DEKHO BARDE MAZE DAR"".

ek ghar per faqeer bheek mangta hai.to os ghar mein se ek chohta ladka nikalta hai aur kehta hai baba juice piyoge. to woh faqeer kehta haan.woh ladka os faqeer ko ek bowl mein juice deta hai.jab woh juice, faqeer pileta hai to ladka poochta hai. baba aur juice chahiye to faqeer kehta hai haan. ladka phir se juice la ker deta hai.jab phir woh faqeer juice pileta hai to ladka phir se poochta hai baba aur juice chahiye. to faqeer poochta hai beta juice ghar mein bahout hai kya? to ladka kehta haan. maine ek buket mein juice banaya tha to os mein frog gir gaya tha.to woh faqeer os bowl ko gusse se phaik deta hai aur woh bowl toot jata hai.to woh ladka kehta hai yeh aapne kya kiya ab hamaara kotta doodh kis mein piyega. ha ha ha ha . isn-t nice?

ek dafa ek ladkay ki shadi ho rahi hoti hai uski barat arahi hoti hai
woh ghoray pay bhet kay ataa hai jab barat hall kay qareeb poochti hai to
to SHADI HALL main AAG lag jati hai..sab bhaag kay bhar ajatay hai lakin
dholan undar reh jati hai..to dhola ghoray pay jata hai undar aur dholan
ko baachaa kay lay aata hai..sab usko barhi daad daytay hai kay tumnay
barhi bhaduri say dholan ko bacha liya...dhola kahta woh to theek hai
lakin phele ye bataoo ghoray ko sigrate kisnay lagaye thii:))))))))))

Ek LADKI ki sahdi honey wali hoti hai......uss ki maan uss ko her waqet her kaam sey man kerti rehti hai k ..yeh na kero..wo na kero..k NOOR nahi chrhey ga.......jaisey teasey LADKI waqet guzaar leti hai.dshadi k baad apni maan k pass aati hai aur kehti hai kMAAN TUM NEY TO HER KAM SEY MUJHE KO MANA KERDIYA THA ,,K noor NAHI CHRHEY GA MAGER JAANTI HO noor CHERHA TO HATANA MUSHKILL HO GAYA....:)

? Muslim ek Isai aur ek singh zoo main kam kartee the.Ek din unho nee shart lagai ke sub time hum mee see kaun ek pik ke saath ek hi room mein pass kar saktaa hai!Jo jitaa usee subsee 100 rubi
milengee.Muslin sub see bahlee andar jataa hai to 5 min baad bahi nikal atta hai.Kehta hai Pari boo, pari boo.Uskee baad isai jata hai to 15 min baad bahir ataa hai to kehtaa hai ,PARI BOO,PARI BOO.Phir singh andar jataa hai too bahir hi nahi nikaltaa.SUB PIK BAHIR BAAG KAR ATTE HAI TO KAHTEE HAI,PARI BOOOOO,PARI BOOOOOOOOO.Muslim aur isai puchtee hai singh bhai jee tume kaisee kiya.SINGH KEHTA HAI:ASI TEE 1 HAFTEE BAAD HI NANDYA,ehi thee sede wich khubwee.

Ek Bache ne Sikka (Swallow) Nigal Liya. Uss Kee Maan Badee pareshaan hoye. Kaafi Koshishoon ke baad bhi Sikka Baahir Naahin Nikla. Pass He se Ek Aadmi Guzar raha tha. Uss Ne bache ke Maan se poocha Kiya baat hai. Maan Ne Batayaa ke bache ne sikka nigal Liya hai. Us Aadmi ne bache ko Ulta kar diya Or sikka nikal diya . Bache Kee Maan Ne shukriye Ke Saath Uss se poocha ke aap doctor lagte hain ? Gee Naahin Aap ko Ghalt fahmi hoi hai Main Income Tax Officer hoon Us Aadmi na jawaab diya. hahahahahahahahahhah

ek sardarji sone ke samay ek glass mein pani barke aur ek khaali glass lekar kyon sote hain.guess!!!kyonki raat ko pyaas lag bhi sakti hain aur nahi bhi lag sakti hain.!!!

ek bacha hota hai woh apnay daddy se bolta hai ke daddy pani kaha se aata hai to daddy boltay hai kay pani nalkay main se aata hai tobacha or daddy donu kashti main bethay hotay hay to bacha daddy ko dhaka deta hai to daddy pani main girtay hai to daaddy boltay hay beta mujhe bachao to bacha bolta hai ke daddy aap nalkay main se niklo gay .........................hahahahaha kaisa tha joke ......................hahahahaha

A Spinner

Ek spinner bowler apni suhaag raat ke din apni dulhan se kehne laga; Husband: Tum ne zindagi main mere alawa kisi aur se piyar kiya?

Wife: reply dene ke bajaye apna head dhere dhere nichey karne lagi.

Husband: main janta tha ke tum mere alawa kisi se piyar nahi karti ho, is liye apna head nichey karliya

Wife: Nahin, aisi baat nahi hai, main count kar rahi thi, waise aap preshan na hoon, spinner ko nai ball nahi di jati hai

Ek Dawat Mai ek Andha bhi Shareeq Tha, Khanay mai Rus Gulay Bhi Thay Ittefaq Sai Andhay Ki Plate Mai ek Rus Gulay Mai Pathar Aagaya, is Nai pathar Mun Mai Dala aur zor Zor Sai Chabanay Laga,Aakhir na tota to Pathar Ko Apne ek Haath Sai ek taraf Kar Kai Phenk Diya Ittefaq Sai woh Pathar Samnay Walay Aadmi Kay Sir Par Laga Aur woh Sir Pakar Kar Zor Zor Sai Chillanay laga Toot Gaya Toot Gay Yeh Suntai Hi Andhay nai Jaldi Sai Kaha Toot Gaya Ho To Wapis Kar Dai Na

Ek lardke ne uske pappa se pucha: Pappa aap kahan paida hua the?
Pappa: Main Banglore main paida hua tha.
Phir lardke ne pacha pappa se: Mummy kahan paida hui theen?
Pappa ne jawab diya: Woh Hyderabad mein hui theen.
Phir se lardke ne pucha: Main kahan paida hua tha???
Pappa: Tum baita Delhi main paida hua the.
Phir bache ne pocha (masoomiyat se): Phir hum mile kaise???

ek aadmi topian (cap) bechta hoa jangal main gia wahan ek drakht (tree) k nechey let gia
aur so gia Jab aankh khuli tou topian (caps)
naheen they woh bara pareshan hoa dhondney laga tou uchanak uss ney drakht (tree) k ooper dekha tou sarey bandar (monky) ne topian pehan rakhi theen
uss ne socha k in se topian kaisy loon ussey ek tarqeeb aai us ne jaib (pokit) se ek topi nikali aur apney haath (hand) mai li tou bandroon ne bhi haath main li us ne neechey phenki tou sab bandron ne bhi neechy phenk di aue aadmi ne sab topian uthai aur chala gia
aur gar ja kar betey se kaha k agar tumharey saath kabhi asisa masla ho tou ye tareeqa karna
beta k saath bhi ek din ye masla ho gia us ne bhi topi hath main pakri tou bandroon ne bhi haat main pakar lee us nechey phenki tou bandron ne sar pe pahan lee
aur ye kaha k beta tumen tumharey baap ne samja dia hai tou ki hoa hamen bhi hamare baap ne samjha dia hai

1 dehati sheher aata hai aur wahan ek aadmi se time kia hoa hai .... aadmi kehta hai ke kion gaon me kisi k paas wach naheen hai kia ...dehati gaon me jis se bhi time poochta hoon tou woh kehtey hain cholo namaz ka time ho giya hai is liye aap se poocha hai

EK BAAR EK BACHEY KI KHATNA KA WAQT AAYA TO MIYAAN BIWI DONON LARRAHEY THEY KEY KHATNA HAMAREY GHAR HOGY ,HAMAREY GHAR HOGY,PHIR SHOHAR KO GUSSA AAYA OR US NEY KAHA KHATNA KOI BHI KAREY KHAAL MUTTEHDA KO JAYEEGY ;)

ek dafa badshah ney khwab dezikha key wo mar gaya hai..wi uth ker pareshan hua..usney subha waziroun ko bulaya aur apney khwab key barey mein bataya..badshah ney kaha key jo mujhey us khwab kee tabeer bataye ga mein usey inam dounga..saab sey pheley wazir kee bare ayee, usney kaha hazoor..jo khwab apney deikha hai wo bahot mubarak hai..aapkee umer lambi hogee..badshah yeh sun ker bahot khush hua aur usney usey inam dia...phir baree ek darbar kee raya kee ayee...usney kaha badshah salamat aapkey khwab kee tabir yeh hai key aapkey samney ek ek kerkey aapkey tamam rishtedar mar jayeingey..badshah ko bara ghusa aya aur usney usko phansee dey dee.. deikha aap logon ney..key ek ney khwab acha sunaya to usko inam mila per wohee khwab dossrey ney dooree tarhan bataya to usko saza mili..

1000ro larkiyan ayasi kay her larki pe dam nekley
aur jis larki pe dam nekley wo gher se bohat kam nikley

Ek ladkhe ne doosre se kahan ke kaash sub haasino ke baap mer jai, tu phire ek haasine ne os ko kahan ke are bewakoof kabhi tu bhi tu kisi haasine ki baap hoge.

Ek Mandir mein buri niyat waley gayeb ho jatey thay..
Akshay gaya who gayeb..
Shah Rukh gaya who gayeb..
Amitabh gaya who gayeb..
Bipasha gaye Bhagwan gayeb!!!

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Ek Amli Ne Dosre Se kaha.... Yaar Khuda ke Rang bhi ajeeb hote hain... Admi to Mar ke BHOOT ban jata hain... Lekin Aurat Churail ki Churail Hi Rehti hain......

Ek Larki ko dekha toh aisa laga,
Dusari ladki ko dekha toh waisa laga.
Dono se jab jute pare toh ek jaisa laga

Ek gulab tha,

Bara udas tha,

Rang bhi uska tha kuch ura ura sa,

Shabnam k ansoo rawan thy uske,

Dil tha uska kuch bujha bujha sa,

Bahaar ka tha mousam phir bhi na khila tha,

Daali se tha who apni kuch jhuka jhuka sa,

Maine jo dekha ussay,

Pass ja k pocha us say,

Kion ho udas tu?

Kion karta ha dil barbad tu?

Kis ko karta ha yaad tu?

Ye sun kar wo ronay laga,

Shabnam k ansoo se muh dhone laga,

Aur rote rote bus ye kehne laga,

Mera yaar mujh ko chor gaya hai,

Mera pyar mujse muh mor gaya hai,

Ab main kis k liye khill jaon,

Ab main kis k liye khushboo mahkaon,

Mujhe kon apne dilse lagaye ga,

Mujh ko kon apni sansoon me basaye ga,

Mera chaman ujar gaya hai,

Mera yaar mujse bichar gaya hai,

Bas ab tu har lamhe uski yaad hai,

Bas baqarari hai, tarap hai fariyaad hai,

Mujh ko koi meray yaar se mila de,

Mujh ko koi mera pyar lota de,

Wo aye ga tu khil jaon ga main,

Apni zindagi se mil jaon ga main,

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Teri chah main had say guzar jaon ga ik din,
Pyar hota hai kia yeh dikhaon ga ik din.

Teri sang dili ko sehtay sehtay,
Main jaan say apni guzar jaon ga ik din.

Apni sari chahtain tujh pay war kay,
Piyar karna tujhay bhee sikhaon ga ik din.

Jee na pay gi tu bhi ho kay juda mujh say,
Aisa piyar tujh say kar jaon ga ik din.

Andheron main hi dhoondhta reh jay gi mujh ko,
Aisi berukhi dikhlaon ga ik din.

Koh kay mujh ko pachtao gay bohat sanam tum,
Wafa aisi tum say kar jaon ga ik din.

Aisi deewangi say chahon ga tujhay,
Bhool jao gi tum bhi sara jahan ik din.

Jaan teri bhi labon pay aa jay gi,
Ban kay khak jab matti main mil jaon ga ik din.


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Woh chand hai magar aap de pyaara to nahi.
Parwaney ka shama ke bina guzara to nahi.
Merray dill ne suni hai meethi c ek awaz.
Kahin aap ne hamein pukara to nahi?


Kindly contact with introduction on ?03225864336? or ?mashamim99@hotmail.com? for comments and friendship.
Only good people are requested to contact.
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Mehkaati hui hawa jaise
Aa nikli phir udhar say

Baal bikhray hue ghata say
Aankh jagi hui sitaaron si

Honthon pay nami shabnum ki
Gaalon pay hansi phoolon ki

chehra khila sawan sa
woh malika husn waalon ki

thehray thehray qadam say
Woh kuch aur qareeb aaye

Haathon ko pakar kay mere
Woh phir yoon muskurayee

Aaye nahi zaalim ko
Koi lafzay ruswaii

Jaatay jaatay keh gaye
Phir Milengay bhai

Shayad main is qaabil nahi
Shayad woh meri manzil nahi
Mere her sawal ka woh jawab thi
Shayad.... Shayad woh sirf ek khwab thi





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EK LAMHE ME UNHONE HAMARE ZINDAGI SAWAR DE.
EK LAMHE ME UNHONE HAMARE ZINDAGI UJAR DE.
KASUR UNKA NAHI HAMARA THA.
JO UN LAMHO ME HUMNE APNI ZINDAGI GUZAR DE.

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Es dil ki maano ek kaam kar do
Ek benaam se mohabbat meray naam kar do
Meri zaat pe faqt etna ehsan kar do
Kisi subo ko milo aur shaam kar do

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Ek Molvi: Film actor k pass masjid ka chanda mangnay gaya,
Actor:ap log to kahtay hain k hamara pesa haram hai,
Molvi: G is amount se ham Latreenain banain gay,



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ek din ek sharaabi sunsaan jagey se guzar raha ta,chalte chalte samine ek kaddah ha gaya or woh girgaya Oosmey...ek bar try ki bahar nikalne ki..2 bar ki..3 bar hogai..waise 4..5..aakir tak ke betgaya or pir otgaya gusse mein kaha aakri bar try kar hi leyta ho aggar nahi hosaka to mein ghar chala jaonga.....

Dete ho kyo yeh dard bas hami ko?,Kya samjhoge tum in aankhon ki nami ko?.... Yu to honge lakhon deewane is chand ke,Chand kya mehsus karega ek taare ki kami ko....



Aftab khan

Use mat dhoondho jo aapke paas nahi,kya faida uske intezaar mein jiski koi aas nahi, sirf ek baar halke se nazar utha ke to dekho, shayad koi aapki ek jhalak ke liye bekarar ho?


Aftab khan

Khushi mili thi muskura na sake


Gham mile to roo na sake



Zindagi ka yahi dastor ha


Jise chaha usey paa na sake
Aur jise paya usy chah na sake.
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Yesterday
Allah was with u
Today
U r under His care


Do not warry about tomorrow


Allah is already there 4 u.

Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye




Aftab khan

Har ek sajda maqbool-e-khuda ho jaye,
Teri DUAON k sang rab ki raza ho jaye,
Miley aaj tumhein woh khushiyan k,
Hazaron sal tak ghum tujh se khafa ho jaye


Aftab khan

ek charsi eyes donate kane gya,
After operation
Dr asks:kuch kehna chahty ho?
charsi:jis ko b ankhain lagao
Usay bta daina yeh 2 cush lgany k bad khulti hain.......

Ek Naam Kya Likha Tera Saahil Ki Rait Par Phir Umar Bhar Hawa Se Meri Dushmani Rahi


(T@BI)

EK PAL MAIN USNE HAMARI ZINDAGI SAWARDI, EK PAL MAIN USNE HAMARI ZINDAGI UJAD DI, KASOOR HAMARA SIRF ITNA THA KE, IN DO PLAON MAIN HUMNE SARI ZINDAGI GUZAARDI.


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Ek premi ne apne premika se kaha,
mia tumhare zulfon se khelna chahta hoon--premika ne wig utar kar dedi or boli khelte rahoo mager kal wapis kar dena mujhe college b jana hai

Hum Roze nashe mai hote hain
Or SHAM guzar jati hai
Ek din aisa Ayega
K Sham nashe mai Hogi
Or Hum Guzar Jainge.....

main ek jewan sathi k talash main ho i need a girl jis se main shadi karna chahta ho apna hamsafar banana chahta ho agar kio hai tu contact me on this no 03313426285

Kabhi Wo Saamne Akr Mujhe Mila B Nahi,Main us Se Bat Karun, itna H? B Nahi,Wo Mangta hai Sitaron Ki Roshni Lekin,Mere Pas to Mitti Ka Ek Diya B Nhi.

Wafa mein agr sila hota. Phir na zindgi se hamein koi gila hota. Na kertay kisi ki justuju. Bus woh ek shakhs jo hamein mila hota..-

Ek ladki thi diwani si, sunder si lambi si,
Nazrein jhukake sharmake galion se guzra karti thi
latak matak chalti thi, aur kaha karti thi,
Bartan Lelo Bartan....

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Koi Hindustani Ladki Mujhse Friend ship Kerna Chahti Hai Tto Please Mail Me
i m indian from new delhi
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Hum dua karte hain khuda se, Ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye, Ek CARTOON
jaisi cheez hai humare paas, Kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye

Ek Sharabi eyes donate karne gaya,Counter clerk asks-Kuch kehna chahte ho ? Sharabi-Jise lagao usse bata dena ye do peg ke baad khulti hai....