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ek dafa ek pawli ki mangni dosray pawliyon kay ghar ho jati hai.pawli apni mangater ko milnay jata hai. woh gali main bachoon kay sath khel rehi hoti hai.apnay mangater ko ata dekh kar apna ghagra utha kar moon per dalti hai our bhag jati hai.pawli yeh dekh kar bahut ghussa hota hai.ghar atta hai to usay sass our suser kalay our nashpati lanay ko kehtay hain.woh kahta hai main nay kabhi yeh cheezain nahin dekhin.saass apna ghagra utha kar kehti hai keh nashpati ki shakal aisi hoti hai.susser apni chadar utha kar kehta hai keh kaila es tarah ka hota hai.woh apni mangater ki dadi kay pass jata hai our sara haal sunata hai.woh kahti hai beta yeh dekho inhin samjha samjha kar meri jhantain sufaid ho gai hain laikin inhin samajh nahin aaye.hahahahahahahahahahahhahahah

ek bacha apni ma se kahta ha ka mami mami ajj phir jab main bath room gya to light khud hi jul gai to us ki ma kuch so ch ner ke bad kehti hao gandy ajj phir fridge main poti ker do ha
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ek dafa kya howa meri ek dost ney kaha joke sunao..maine kaha..tum jo hain naa road par kar k ek building miley gee waha jana pehla flat chor kar dosrey main chale jana..oss main meri masee milay gee oss kee shadi kee photo dekhna..oss kee dulhay kee kasam mujhey nahee attaa

ek admee hota hai woh ek bzurag kay pass jata hai 5 din ka saafar kar kay woh bazurg usay ek tota deta hai.admee kehta hai main es ka kya karoon ga.woh totay kokehta hai 10 rupay do to totay ke chonch main das ropay atay hain oor woh pakdr leta hai. woh kehta tumain es ke zarorat hai lay jao.woh tota lay kar ata hai rastay main woh ek admee kay ghar jata hai tu woh kehta hai kay mujhay ek raat kay ley sona hai.woh maan jatay hain.woh kehtay hain khanay kay adhay pesay tum do gay phir.woh kehta hai theek hai.(wesay yeh lateefa nahi hai ek kahani hai bas aap sun lo)oor phir woh kehtay hain khany kay ley 20 ropay chaeay woh totay ko kehta hai 10 rupay do woh day deta hai.woh phir kehta hai woh day deta hai woh admee preshan ho jata hai kay yeh tota tu bohat kaam ka hai woh kya karta hai raat ko tota badal leta hai.oor subha woh mosaafir apnay ghar chala jata hai.jab usa pata chlta hai kay yeh woh tota nahi hai tu wohbuzarag kay pass dobara 5 din ka saafar kar kay jata hai.bozurag kehta hai mujhay saab pata hai.woh usay ek oor tota deta hai oor kehta hai ab ke baar phir use ghar main therna.woh kehta hai es totay ko kya hai.woh kehta hai es say pesay mangoo.woh kehta hai 10 rupay do.tota kehta hai 20 na doon woh kehta accha 20 doo woh kehta 40 na doon.phir woh wpise kay ley niklta hai oor use ghar main jata hai.oor woh phir unheen shartoon pay usay rakhta hai.oor jab pesay mangnay ata hai tu woh us say 10 mangta hai.woh kehta hai 20 na doon woh kehta hai aaccha 20 doo woh kehta hai 40 na doon? tu admee kehta hai yeh tota tu pehlay walay say behtar hai.woh phir raat ko tota badla leta hai oor subha woh apnay ghar chala jata hai.us kay pass pehlay wala tota a jata hai.oor woh jo tota badal tay hain woh subha kehtay hain lao 10 rupay do woh kehta hai 20 na doon? woh kehta accha 20 doo woh kehta hai 40 na doon?woh kehta hai accha 40 doo wohkehta hai 80 na doon?woh kehta ary baba kuch do be esay he boltay rahoo gay wesay es ko hum lallch bore bala hai be keh saktay hain!:))))) sorry if i did made you bored!

ek admi poranay khandar kay paas say gozarta hai to whan ek or admi khra hota hai wo jo admi khndarat kay pass say guzarta hai wo us kharay hoye admi say pochta hai kay bhai sahab main nay sona hai kay is khandarat main aseb waghera hai to wo admi us ki baat son kar ye khata hai kay mujhay nahi pata bhai main to kudoh 2 sal say marava hon ...hahahahaah akel mand ko ishara hi kafi jota hai

ek bohat barra monster ek ship me saffar kar raha hotta ha,,,aur jitne b ship me log hotta ha unhe kehta ha ke...app me se koi b aghar bahir pani mein apni koi b chothi se chothi chiz phenke ga,,mein usse 2 min me pani se dhoondh kar woh chiz app ko wapis de donga...
acha to ek musafir...apne sir ka baal pani me phemkta ha aur kehta ha ke jao isse 2 min me talash kar ke merre samne pesh karro..woh monster pani me kood jatta hai aur woh baal usse ke hath me de detta hai....phir ek aur musafir apni ring pani me phenkta hai aur kehta hai ke jao isse talaash kar ke lao,,monster 2 min tak us ki ring usse talaash kar ke usse la detta hai...phir ek 3 musafir soch mein parh jatta ha ke yaar mein aissi kaun si chiz pani me phenko..achanak usse khayaal atta hai..ke kyoon na m ein pani mein ek zorr daar BAD/hawa marro....usse woh kaisse dhoondh ke laega......hahahahaha

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ek pthan bbhai kay ghar main chor aa ja ta hia pathan bhai jladi say chor ko pakartay hian aur us kay pair bandh day tay hian aur police station aakar tullay ko boltay hian yaara jaldi chalo hamaray ghar main chor aagaya hian hun nay us kocha ka pair babnd dia hian tula bolta hian yaar khan sahabb aap bhi kamal kartay ho us ka pair bandha hian woh to apnay hath say khol kar bhaag ja ay ga khan sahabb boltay hian ooo nahin yaara woh nahin bhagay gi tulla poochta hian kion khan bhai khan bhai boltay hian oo yaara woh chor bhi patha hia hohohohahahahahahahahaah