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aik din aik larka school lait puhonch ustaz ki ni phocha ki keu late aey ho larki ni jawab deya ki mujh si rupyaa gum huwa ta pher dosrai sai phoch ki tum keu late aey ho dosrai nai jawab diya ki in say jo rupyaa gum huwa ta mai nay us par paun rakha huwa ta... kaisa

Kayi din se teri yaadon ka mausam....
Bohat hi meharbaan hai aur mei hun!!

Customer: agar mein aaj cheque jama karata hoon to kitnay din mein clar ho jayega?
Banker: sir 3 din lag jayenge
Customer: Dono bank amne samne to hain phir q teen din lag jayenge?
Banker: sir jee tareeqa kaar poora karna hota hai, farz karen agar aap qabrustan k samne mar jayen to aap k ghar le jaya jayen ya phir wahin dafna diya jaye?
Customer: lakh lanat tumhari misaal par...

Din Ko Khayal E Yar Main Rehna,
Taare Gin''na Ratoon ko.
Duniyaa Wale Kia Samjhaen Gay,
Dil Walo''on ki Batoon ko.
Sawaan Ayaa, Badal Chaye, Bulbul Chehki,
Phol Khele.
Tum Hi Nahi Jab Barsaton main,
Agg lage Barastoon ko.
Dard E Mohabat, Zakham E Judai,
Tum ko De Kar Bhol gaye.
Dil Se Laga Kar Hum ne Rakha,
Teri in Soughatoon Ko.
Jhoote Wahde, Jhoti Qasmeen,
Jhote Sare Qoal o Qarar.
In Batoon Main Kia Rakha hai,
Rehne Do In Baton Ko.
Din Ko Khayal E Yar Main Rehna,
Taare Gin''na Ratoon ko.
Duniya Wale kia smjhaen Gey,
Dil Waloon ki Baaton ko..

jis ke din raat faqat mere howa karte thay
ab woh lamhay mujhe khairaat kya karta hai

Zamaney walon se chup ke roney ke din nahin hain,
Usey kehna yeh udaas honey ke din nahin hain,

Main jaan sakti hoon vasl mein asal bhaid kya hai,
Magar haqeeqat shanaas honey ke din nahin hain,

Hamara khud se makaalma* bhi neya neya hai,
Kisi badan ka libaas honey ke din nahin hain,

Abhi to aankhon mein aansoun ki nami hai baqi,
Zameen-e-dil par pyaas boney ke din nahin hain..