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Banta: Yaar teri wife di maut da bara afsos hoya,
vaise hoya ki si?

Santa: Goli lagi si mathe vich.

Banta: Waheguru ji da shukar kar ke aakh bach gayi.

Santa: tainu Sunny Deol da phone number pata hai...?
Banta: Nahin, kyon ki hoya?
Santa: Yaaar asi Nalka patauna si.

Har sohni cheez da malik tu,
kuch rob jeha vi rakhia kar,
din dhalda sanu vekhan de,
tu charda suraj takia kar,
ron nu asi bathere ha,
tu khir khir sohnya hasya kar.

Asin haal sohneyan da puchh baithe,
o chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne..
Saari raat sochan vich guzar geyi,
k o russ gaye ne ya sang gaye ne.

Asi Mobile on rakhya te tere SMS da intzaar kita,
Tere laareyaan da etbaar kita,
Asi call karan lagyaan pal v na layaa,
Tusi SMS karan lagyaan nakhra hazaar kita

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who let da dogs out?!

In da morning I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
at noon I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
in da evening I do not eat bcoz I think of u,
at night I do not sleep bcoz Im hungry.

Asin haal sohneyan da puchh baithe,
O chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne..
Saari raat sochan vich guzar geyi,
K o russ gaye ne ya sang gaye ne.

Apne Dil da dard chhupaande aaye haan,
Fer vi RAJNI tainu hasaande aaye haan,
Tere Chehre utte disse udaasi kyon,
RAJNI tere layi ta Rabb nu vi rusaande aaye han!!