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Ik sardar jee noon patta chalea ke chotay sardar ne ghalt jagah te jana shooro kar ditta eh.unoon bla ke kehnday ne keh kaka es tarah bahir na jaea kar varna tainoon beamaari lagan da khatra eh a.dekh na je toon beamaar ho gea te teri mrs.beamar ho jao.je o beamar ho gei te main beamar ho jaun.fair main beamar ho gea te teri maan beamar ho jau.sardar jee kea ke je o beamar ho gei te sara pind beamar ho jau.............

Ik banye di chader gum gei te unne sochea keh eh noqsan poora karan lei kuch arsa shave na keety jae.do meheenay bad uddee darhi wah wah lambi ho gei.ik din unnon ik sardar jee nazar aaey.banya sardar jee noon kenda eh maaraj aap da bistra te nein gom gea ? keonkeh meri chader gommi eh te eh hall eh te..........

ek dafa aik pend banda shaher cho charpai lan janda.O jindon manji le ke wapis aanada charpai one ser te chuki hudi aik banda onoo puchda yar kitho aya wan o kinda chrpai le ke o kenda kine de pendu banda kenda 800 rope de doosra banda kenda ja oye bond e mara ayaa wan pendu wachara sochda lagda wa main charpai mehngi le aaya wan.agge janda aik hor banda melda o kenda kidro aya wan o kenda charpai le ke kenda kine de?pendu kena 600 rope de doosra banda kenda jaa oye bond mara aya wan.
pendu wachara pher sochi pe jaanda o sochda lagda main kafi mehngi le aya wan.
o hun agge ja reya hunda aik hor banda melda o kenda kitho aya wan pendu kend charpai leke doosra banda kenda kine di pendoo kenda 500 rope de o kenda jaa oye bond e mara aya wan pendu bara gussa chrda.o pher agge ja raya hunda aik hor banda onoo puchda kitho aya wan kenda bond mara ke doosra banda kenda charpai naal le ke gaya se?

Ik sardarji buss te charre te unnan de hath vich kela si.buss vich rush da faeda utha ke yaar loogan noon shrarat sujhi.sardar de hath vichon kela le ke apna (kela) sardar noon phrra ditta.thori dair baad sardar noon kea ke maaraj hun kisse hor da parr lao main ethe utarna eh...

aik larka paipon ki dukan per phone ker kay kehta hai kay! :janab 4 inch mota or 4 foot lamba pipe hai-dukan dar nay kaha haan hai.larka bola bund which lay la,or phone band ker diya.dukan wala soch may per gia kay us kay saath huwa kia hai.us nay call back kia ,udher say larkay kay abba jee nay phone uttaya ,dukan dar bola janab yahan say phone aaya tha or yeh kaha hai mughay larkay kay aabba bolay kitni deir huwi is baat ko dukan dar bola 15 minute larkay kay abbba bolay !tay hun kad we lay:

dil da bua khol main andar ana chani aan main hooni na kai aaiy aan main feir nana chani aan

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