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Customer: agar mein aaj cheque jama karata hoon to kitnay din mein clar ho jayega?
Banker: sir 3 din lag jayenge
Customer: Dono bank amne samne to hain phir q teen din lag jayenge?
Banker: sir jee tareeqa kaar poora karna hota hai, farz karen agar aap qabrustan k samne mar jayen to aap k ghar le jaya jayen ya phir wahin dafna diya jaye?
Customer: lakh lanat tumhari misaal par...

Arz hai-roz roz weight check kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

Challenge! Check karain is me kia miskate hai. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 64 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89 90 91 92 93 94 95 96 97 98 99 100 Shabaash Mistake ki spelling galat hai:
ab phr uppar jao

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mainay poocha chand say
dekha hai kahin maray yaar sa haseen
chand nay kaha
saale itnay upar say dikhta hai kya

Good morning...
Have u done two of the most important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...
2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!

Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart, You are blessed with both!.""
FLATTERED...?. Don-t Be, it was sent to me, I just wanted you to read it.

From Monday to Sunday
From January To December
From birth till my death
My feelings for you have never changed.
For me, you-ve always been........... a headache

Din ko chain nahi
Raat ko aram nahi.
Jee na lagay kahen
Aay khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?
Arey Pagal.. yeh pyar nahi ..... Aaj ka temperature 43 degree celcius hai.

My friend, the best quality that i like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... (10% Senti and 90% Mental).

Dark were those days, without your sight.
When I was in darkness, you gave me light.
You gave me strength 2 make life bright.
Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

Khuda se Scooter manga.. Car di;
Apartment manga.. bangla diya;
dost manga to tumhain diya..
Khuda ne is bar aisa zulm kyoun kia

When I C the moon I C U
When I C the stars I C U
When I C the Sea I C U
Get out of the way you are blocking my view.

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.
I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

Zindagi mein tum bohat aage jaaoo gay
kyonkay jahan bhi tum jaooge
sab kahain gay, chal be chal aagay chal

aik bivi ne apne shohar se kaha ke jamahi mat lo is se nahosat phelti he shohar ne jawab diya ke kiun na loon raat bhar jhagta or kaam karta raha hoon bivi boli ke agar jamahi leni he to apne moun par haath rakh liya karo shohar ne jawab diya ke moun par haath rakhne se main apne haath par kaat bethoonga or is tarah se mujhe bhi wo hi bemari ho jaye gi jo un logo ko hoti he jin ko kuttey kaat lete hein bivi ne poocha ke tumhein kutto ke katne wali bemari kaise ho sakti he? shahar ne jawab diya ke kiun nahi ho sakti 3 saal se main bhi to kuttoo jaisi zindagi to guzar raha hoon.

aik larka doctor kay paas gya apna medical checkup karane kay liay
doctor nay kaha
mere paas 2 news hain aik achi aur aik buri
aap pahlay konsi suno gay
larkay nay kaha achi
doctor nay kaha tum 24 hrs zinda rahoo gay

larkay nay kaha to buri konse hai

doctor nay kaha
kal aana kal bataoon ga
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