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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Shayan Shahid
Banta: Y Did U Buy Ur Wife A Huge Diamond Ring For Her B'day? I Thought She Wanted A Car.
Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought she wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?
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Nov 26, 2014 at 10:11
Category: SantaBanta
Articles / Featured
Ijunoon
Aik Galen Mai 100 Mile Chalne Wali Nayi Car
حال ہی میں امریکہ میں تین ٹیموں نے مشترکہ طورپر انتہائی کم ایندھن پر چلنے والی کار بنانے کا انعام جیتا ہے، جس کی مالیت ایک کروڑ ڈالرہے۔تینوں ٹیموں کی کاریں ایک گیلن میں ایک سو میل سے زیادہ کا فاصلہ ...
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Nov 22, 2014 at 03:11
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Whatsapp Messages / Funny
Madiha Shahid
A Man Was Taking An Examination For A Car Driving License, And One Of The Question Asked Was: "what Would You Do If The Driver Of A Car Ahead Moved Arm Up And Down?"
A man was taking an examination for a car driving license, and one of the question asked was: "What would you do if the driver of a car ahead moved arm up and down?"
Man or woman?", asked the applicant!
Man or woman?", asked the applicant!
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Nov 17, 2014 at 03:11
Category: Funny
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Shayan Shahid
Jeeto: I Had A Fine Dream Last Night. I Dreamt I Was Touring The World In A Fine Car.
Jeeto: I had a fine dream last night. I dreamt I was touring the world in a fine car.
Santa: Yes, I heard the engine snorting.
Santa: Yes, I heard the engine snorting.
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Nov 15, 2014 at 21:11
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / April Fool Pranks
Mehwish Shahzadi
Cover The Hood Of Your Victim's Car With Think Plastic Sheet...
Cover the hood of your victim's car with think plastic sheet, tucking the edges well under the hood so that it's not visible in first instance. Then paint some funny graffiti or message on the plastic with paints. Hide nearby to see your victim's face when they see the "damage."
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Oct 27, 2014 at 14:10
Category: April-Fool-Pranks
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Muhammad Aftab
Santa Bought A Car On Loan From A Bank. He Did Not Pay The Dues; The Bank Took Away His Car.
Santa bought a car on loan from a bank. He did not pay the dues; the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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Oct 21, 2014 at 04:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Jeetopreeto
Asiya Faheem
Santa: You Just Backed The Car Over My Bike.
Santa: You just backed the car over my bike.
Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!
Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!
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Oct 10, 2014 at 14:10
Category: JeetoPreeto
Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Sadaf Zeeshan
Santa Bought A Car On Loan... He Didn't Pay The Dues, The Bank Took Away His Car.
Santa bought a car on loan... He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
Santa: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!
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Oct 10, 2014 at 02:10
Category: SantaBanta
Articles / Featured
Ijunoon
Saudi Arab Ne Pehli Carbon Free Car Ghazal 1 Tyar Karli
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Sep 03, 2014 at 14:09
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