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Call a Girl Beautiful & she'll forget in next few hours.
Call a Girl Ugly & she'll remember it each time she looks at herself in the mirror.

A man got a call from unknown
number..
.
.
Girl:" Hi, r u single.. ??
.
Man:" Yes, but who r u.. ??
.
Ans:" Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab
bataoogi..
Another call from unknown number..
.
.
Girl:" R u married ??
.
.
Man:" Yes, but who R u.. ??
.
Girl:" Your girlfriend, U cheat!!
.
.
Man:" Sorry baby, I thought it was my
wife..
.
.
Ans:" Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas
ghar aaja..

Thoko Like 200 Ki speed se

Kal Hamesha Ki Tarha Uss Ney Kaha Ye Fone Par
Mein Buhut Masroof Hoon Mujh Ko Buhut Sey Kaam Hain

Iss Liye Tum Aao Milney Mein Tou Aa Sakti Nahi
Har Riwayat Torh Kar Iss Baar Mein Ney Keh Diya

Tum Jo Ho Masroof Mein Bhi Buhut Masroof Hoon
Tum Jo Ho Mash'hoor Tou Mein Bhi Buhut Maroof Hoon

Tum Agar Ghamgeen Ho Mein Bhi Buhut Ranjoor Hoon
Tum Thakan Sey Choor Tou Mein Bhi Thakan Sey Choor Hoon

Jan-E-Man Hai Waqt Mera Bhi Buhut Hi Qeemti
Kuch Puraney Dostoon Ney Milney Aana Hai Abhi

Mein Bhi Ab Farigh Nahi Mujh Ko Bhi Lakhon Kaam Hain
Warna Kehney Ko Tou Sab Lamhey Tumharey Naam Hain

Meri Aankhein Bhi Buhut Bojhal Hain Sona Hai Mujhey
Rat'jagon Key Baad Ab Neendon Mein Khona Hai Mujhey

Mein Lahoo Apni Anaoo Ka Baha Sakta Nahi
Tum Nahi Aati Tou Milney Mein Bhi Aa Sakta Nahi

Uss Ko Ye Keh Kar Wasi Mein Ney Reciever Rakh Diya
Aur Phir Apni Ana Key Paaon Pey Sar Rakh Diya.A

Raja & Rani tired of mobiles.They decided 2 use pigeons. 1 day pigeon reached Raja without message. Angry Raja calls rani why didnt u sent message. she replied stupid it was a missed call.

raja and rani tired from mobile. they decided to use pigeons . one day pigeon reaches rani without msg. angry rani calls raja .raja says idot, it was a missed call.(if u like this joke tell me on my e mail .eye_wash 4 u @hotmail.com

Whan i call u, 1 ring means i-- m thinking of u, 2 rings means i like u, 3 rings means i--m missing u, 4 rings means i need u, 5 rings mean.. BEHRE PHONE UTHA!

once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!