Search

ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya

ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya

ek dafa ek aadmi bus mein so raha tha uss se ek aadmi ne poocha time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha uss ne kaha 10:30 phir so gaya thodi der baad ek aur aadmi aaya aur poocha ke time kiya ho raha hai uss ne kaha 10:45 phir so gaya phir teesri dafa ek aur aadmi ne kaha time kiya ho raha hai uss ko ghussa aaya uss ne time bata diya aur apni buss ke baher board laga diya uss mein likha tha ""mere paas ghadi nahi hai"" thodi der baad aadmi aaya aur bola ""bhai sahab aap ke paas ghadi nahi to kita hua main time bata doon ga time ho raha hai 11:00 woh shakhs dobara ghusse mein aa gaya aur apni ghadi utar lee aur saath mein bus se board bhi utaar liya

secretary goes to the doctor on behalf of boss, -Big boss no fart- doctor gives tablet, next day secretary returns to doctor, -Big boss no fart- doc gives a bigger tablet, next day secretary returns, -Big boss no fart-, doctor scratches his head, gets out an old large bottle, gives tablet size of tennis ball, next day secretary returns,-Big fart no Boss!-

ONCE UPON A TIME A TEACHER SAID TO HIS SCHOLAR, SHAHANA!MY DEAR HOW MANY SEASONS ARE THERE IN A YEAR!!
SHAHANA ANSWERED, SIR FOUR.
TEACHER REPLAY;VERY GOOD.
WHICH WHICH!!!
SHAHANA: 1. EXAMN,
2. ELECTION,
3. STRIKES,
4. WORLD CUP.
HE HO HA HA............>

aik aadmy ney doosre aadmy de time poocha to os ne zor se thapar os ke moonh pey mara aur kaha 100 hooaa hai.To os aadmy ne kaha shukkar hai...qareeb aik teesra aadmy tha,os ne kaha ""ooee shukkar kis bat ka"" Isper os aadmy ne kaha ke agar main aik ghanta pehle time poochhta to phir..........

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.

A guy went for an interview at a big IT MNC for
the position of ''Computer Hacking Investigator''

So what makes you suitable for this job? the boss asked him.

Well, he replied, ''I hacked into your computer and invited myself for this interview.