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A MAN is void without the existence of a strong ally in WOMAN in every stage of life - starting from Mother to Sister to Beloved to Wife and finally to a Daughter!

Happy Women's day!

Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton?

Banta: How's Newton responsible for it?

Santa: Gravity always gets me down!

Santa opened a Photo Copier Shop and put a big cool board, "Photo Copy Done in all Languages".

Man to God, "Why is life so difficult?

God smiled and said, "You people never appreciate easy things"!

If a man is allowed to select only one girl from 100 girls and he picks the most beautiful girl, he'll still feel the PAIN of losing the remaining 99.

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And women always complain that men don't have

FEELINGS!

Nanak Fikey Boliye Tan Man Fika Hoye!

~ Page 473 - Guru Granth Sahib


Translation:

The tongue is like a sharp knife. It kills without dropping blood!

Advantage of being a Man:

You don't get tagged in random pictures on FaceBook on Valentine's Day.

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.

Santa: I didn't say he got out.