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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman

” The Free Man Is He Who Does Not

Fear To Go The End Of His Thought ”

HaPpY iNdEpEnDeNcE dAY

The richest man in d world

is not d one who still has

d first dollar he ever earned.

Its d man who still has

his first Friend he ever made.

Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance.
Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman = Pregnancy.
Stupid Man + Intelligent Woman = Affair.
Stupid Man + Stupid Woman = Marriage !

Wat a married man says after years of marriage:-
My marriage is made of Trust & Understanding,
She does not Trust me & I do not Understand her.

Evolution of Man,
Shadi se pahale,
HERO No.1
Shadi k baad,
COLIE No.1
Shadi se pahale,
Meine Pyar Kiya,
Shadi k baad,
Yeh Meine kya kiya...

1 DAY SANTA N BANTA WERE STANDING AT fifty FLOOR OF A BUILDING
A MAN TOLD SANTA UR SON IS DEAD!!!!!!!!
HEARING THIS SARDAR jI JUMPED FROM fifty FLOOR
AT thirty fifth HE REALISE I DONT HAVE A SON
AT twenty HE REALISE I AM NOT MARRIED
AT third HE REALISE ""OH shit"" ,,, I AM BANTA...

Friendship is not a big fire
which burns all day but its a small lamp
that burns till da last day of life.

A man is dying of Cancer.
His son asked him, ""Dad, why do u keep telling people u are dying of
AIDS?""
Answer:""So when I'm dead no one will dare touch ur mom!""