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ek dafa ek aadmi kisi chakkar mein phans gaya aur phir us ko police ne pakar liya..... woh wakeel ki paas gaya aur kaha ke mujhe koi tarkeeb batao jis ki waja se mein iss museebat se nikal jaoon.... wakeel ne kaha no problem ..... wakeel kehta hai ke jub judge tum se koi bhi sawal karey tou tum pagal ban jaana aur ulti seedhi harkatein karna .... us ne kaha ok..... jab judge ne us se poocha ke batao tumhara naam kiya hai tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha tum ko police ne kyoun pakra tou woh dobara bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" phir judge ne poocha ke kya tum pagal ho tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"" .... judge ne fesla kya ke yeh tou pagal hai isay chorr do....... adalat ke bahar wakeel ne us se poocha dekha meri tarkeeb kaisi thi tum bach gayeeee.... ab laoo meri fees tou woh bola ""LALLU PAGAL CHU CHU"".... ha ha ha

AIK DAFA TEEN ADMI AIK JAGHA AIKHATAY HOWAY TO APNAY MULK K KISAY SONANAY LAGAY UN MAIN SAY AIK CHINI TAH AIK AMERICAN AUR AIK APNY KHAN SAHAB.
SAB SAY PAHLAY CHINI NAY BOLA K HUM NAY JAB DO SOO SAAL PAHLAY JAB APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY BOHAT SAY WIRE NIKLAY IS KA MATLAB HAI K HUMARAY YAAHAN US WAQT BIGLI BIH TIH.
IS K BAAD AMERICAN NAY KAHA JAB HUM NAY APNAY HAAN KI ZAMIN KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY PIPE LINE NIKLII YANI K HUMARAY HAAN US WAQT GAS BIH TIH.
ABB KHAN SAHAB KI BARRI AII TO UN HO NAY KAHA JABB HUM NAY APNI ZAMIZ KOHDI TO US MAIN SAY KUCH NAHI NIKLA
DOONO HAHRAAN HO KAR KIYA KUCH NAHI KHAN SAHAB NAY KAHA HAAN KCH NAHI YANI K HAMARAY YAAHHAAN US WAAQT hamaray paas MOBILE bih tha.(
NOTE(YAH SIRF AKAL MANDOON KI SAMAJ MAIN AANAY WALA JOKE HAI)

friend or best friend men kia farq he...
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Friend kehta he, ''drive slow and safe''
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best friend kehta he, ''bhaga bhaga bootnikay aage bike pe bachi ja rhi he..

BEST Police is Pakistani Police
MotorCycle Wala:
Mere kaghzat to pore hain
Phir 50 rupy kyn dun?
Police:


DOUBLE SAWARI Khul gai he to tu akela q ja rha hai

Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life..
1)Please don't Disturb I Want to Study!
2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!

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D Best 1 is:
3)Sir,I Have a Question!!!