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Ae mere hamnasheen chal kaheen aur chal,
iss chaman mein ab apna guzara nahin.

baat hoti gulon tak tou sehlete hum,
ab tou kaanton pe bhi haq hamara nahin.

jab gulistan ko khoon ki zarorat padi
sab se pehle hamari hee gardan kati,
phir bhi kehte hain humse ye ahle chaman
ye hamara chaman hai tumhara nahin.

aaj aaye ho aur kal chale jaoge
yeh muhabbat ko meri gawara nahin,

umr bhar kaa sahara bano tou bano
chaar din kaa sahara sahara nahin...

curcuit- hey mamu papad aur jhapat
mein kya fark hai
MAMu- nahi pata
curcuit- tou kha ke dekhle pata chal jayega

Teacher : Sach aur veham mein kya Farq hai.

Santa : Aap jo humko padha rahe hain

woh sach hai,

lekin hum sab padh rahe hain... ye apka veham hai.

Aapko…hum sirf aapko aur aapko
Are aapko haan haan aapko,
Baba aapko aapko only aapko
Aur kisi ko nahi bas aapko
Hamesha tang karenge...

Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.

Husband aur Wife Hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, ‌Koun Thi Wo?â€‌
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

Jab tak tu apne dil ki baat mujhe samjhayegi
Meri shaadi kahin aur ho jayegi!

aaj tumhein akeiley mein…
le ja kar…
apney hontoon se eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka……….

Santa: Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain.
Banta: Wow, Kab?
Santa: Meri 7 Dec ko aur uski 13 Jan ko.

Gadhay aur Pathan k bachay mein kia cheez common hoti hai?
Answer: - Dono baday ho k transport ka kaam kartay hain.

ladka bola:train,bus,aur ladki sab ek jaise hi ek chali jaye toh doosri aajati hi.
ladki boli:auto.riksha ek ladke ek jaise hi ek ko bulayenge toh charo chale aate hi.

Har Shaks Apney Chaand sey tha mehaw Guftugo
Mey Chaand Dhoondta raha aur Eid Hogayee .

Kahi andhera kahi sham hogi, meri har khusi tere naam hogi, ek baar ae dost kuch mang ke to dekh, honto pe hasi aur ye zindagi tere naam hogi

“Aâ€‌ ki biwi “Bâ€‌, “Bâ€‌ ki bhabhi “Câ€‌, “Câ€‌ ki beti “Vâ€‌, “Vâ€‌ ke dadaâ€‌Gâ€‌,â€‌Gâ€‌ ki biwi “Kâ€‌, “Kâ€‌ ki beti “Tâ€‌, to batao “Aâ€‌ Aur “Tâ€‌ ka kya rishta hai….

1 dafa pathan k ghar sikh aur hindu rehne aaye to pathan ne kaha k jo mere bakre ke pas 5 minute guzarey ga jis se buhot booo aati hai us ko 5000 doun ga. sikh gaya to 1 minute bad wapas aagaya jabke hindu gaya to bakra bahar aagaya

aik gher main aik room hota hai,aur sari family uss main he soti hai, unn ki aik beti ka naam hota hai bholi,, aik raat uss ke ma aur baap kehtey hain aik dossrey ke aaj raat ko ho jaye,, tou uss ki maa ko bhool jata hai,us ka husband wait kerta he rehta hai, uss ko thori thori neend ajati hai,, aur uss ki beti raat ko uth ke pani peeney jati hai aur bhool ke apney baap ke bes pe chali jati hai, aur us ka baap shuru hojata hai uss ki saath,, aur woh kehti hai,, baapu main bholi,, tou woh kehta hai,, tey pehley kyon nahi boli

dada logh suno !
EK DAFA EK PATHAN DARAKHT (TREE) K NECHE BEHTA HOTA HAI TO ITNE MAI ACHANAK IS PER EK CHIRHREYAH IS PER POTY KER DETI HAI TO WO PATHAN KEHTA HAI K TERI AMMA KIYA TUJHE (CHAHDHI) NAHI PEHNATIN?

ek dafa musharaaf sadar bush aur wachpai ko sazaiee milli tu sab sai phalai wachpai sai phoocha gaya 200 korai khanai sai phalai tumharee kiya khowaish hai tu us nai kaha kai korai marnai sai phailai mere peet per takiya baand doo is tarha woh buch gaya
phir sadar bush ki baree ayee us sai bhi yea hi phoocha gaya kai 200 korai khanai sai phalai tumharee kiya khowaish hai us nai kaha mere peet per doo tukiyea band doo is tarha woh bhi buch gaya
jab sader musharaaf ki baree ayee tu us sai bhi yea hi phoocha gaya kai 200 korai khanai sai phailai tumharee akhree kiya khowaish hai tu us nai kaha kai mujhe tum loog 1000 korai maroo muger mere peet per wachpai aur musharaaf ko baand doo.. hahaahhahaha
ager aur joke pernai hai tu mere web site hai
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mujhe umeed hai pasand ayee gi ok allah hafiz

Train chal rahi hoti raat ka waqt hota hai to aik aadmi train ko roknai ke liyee chain khainchta hai to auper se awaz aati hai "" abay kiya karta hai "" phir woh aadmi phir chain khainchta hai to phir wohi awaz aati hai "" abay ganda tum kya karta hai "" kafi deer tak woh karta rehta hai lakin train ko roknai naqam ho jata hai phir jab sobah hoti hai to aur walai bed se aik pathan aata aur ghusai main kehta hai
"" abay khana kharabiya tum raat bhaar kai ko humra narra khicha ""

ek defa ek toota aur ak sardaar ji jahaz main safar kar rehay hotay hain sardar ji se samanay wali seet par aik larki bethi hoti hai toota bar bar larki ko charta hai larki khamaash rehti hai ketoota hai koibaat nahin janwor hai uus ko dhekh kar sardar ji ka bi dil lalachata hai woh bi larki ko chertay hain larki samajti hai ke toota hi hai lekin toota deekh leta hai toota sardar ji se poochta hai
""sardar ji udna aanda a""
sardar ji kehtay hain ""nahin""
tu toota kehta hai ""faer pangay kiyon la rayan""
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ha ha hahahaha
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ustad shagird se!barf ko jomley mai istimal karo .
shagird! pani thanda hai.
ustad!barf kaha chala gaya.
shagird!wo tho pigal gaya

ek ghar per faqeer bheek mangta hai.to os ghar mein se ek chohta ladka nikalta hai aur kehta hai baba juice piyoge. to woh faqeer kehta haan.woh ladka os faqeer ko ek bowl mein juice deta hai.jab woh juice, faqeer pileta hai to ladka poochta hai. baba aur juice chahiye to faqeer kehta hai haan. ladka phir se juice la ker deta hai.jab phir woh faqeer juice pileta hai to ladka phir se poochta hai baba aur juice chahiye. to faqeer poochta hai beta juice ghar mein bahout hai kya? to ladka kehta haan. maine ek buket mein juice banaya tha to os mein frog gir gaya tha.to woh faqeer os bowl ko gusse se phaik deta hai aur woh bowl toot jata hai.to woh ladka kehta hai yeh aapne kya kiya ab hamaara kotta doodh kis mein piyega. ha ha ha ha . isn-t nice?

Do doost hotai hain.aik ka naam hota hai love aur doosrai ka naa hota hai sala!
Aik martaba donoon kehien ja rahai hotai hain,suddenly love gutter main ghir jata hai....
batien kyon????

Iss liyai kyon kai LOVE IS BLIND!hehehehe

Per uss kai baad sala bhi uss kai peechai gutter main ghir jata hai.

batien kyon????

arai baba iss liyai kyon kai...
LOVE KAI LIYAI SALA KUCH BHI KERAIGA!!

HAAHAHAHAA....

aik sindhi naukar aik english admy kay ghar naukry karta hai naukar masalay baith kar masalay kotra hota hai woh apnay malik ko jakar dikhata hai malik bolta hai good to woh samjh ta hai kay koto masalay ko koto to who phir say bolta hai malik very very good
who phir say usay dikhata hai woh phir say bolta hai very very good phir say bolta hai akhar main who sary masaly malik kay mon pay phink kar chala jata hai.

maan ghar chalati hai bv zubaan chalati hai, maan asmaan sey nechey lati hai bv zeray zameen le jati hai.
maan pyar deti hai bv taney deti hai

Aik becha master se poochta hai ke main peshaap karne chela jaoon? To master kehta hai ke nahin ap zera thori deer thairjao phir weqfa ho jana hai phir ho ana ok. To wo jo bache hai na wo age se kuch nahin kehta lekin usko bohat teez ata hai to wo ander hi kar deta hai. To phir mastar na aik sewaal class se poochta hai ke DUNIYAN MEIN SUB SE CHOTA DERYA KOUNSA HAI? To wo becha apni ungli khari karke kehta hai ke ye idher niche!!!!!!!!!!!!!! uska peshaap

aik dafa do mian biwi ki laraye hoo jatee hai too mian teng aa ker kehta hai ""ya Allah .. mujhay zinda nahi rehna mujhay utha lay.."" too ye suun ker biwi kehtee hai.. ""ya Allah.. mujhay bhee utha lay mujhay nahi zinda rehna""... too ye suun ker mian kehta hai ""ya Allah meri dua bhool ja aur ye dua kabool ker lay..""....

larka: larki se
yeh larkiyan to pepsi ki tarrah hoti hai dil karta hai peetay hi jao peetay hi jao


larki: larkay se :
yeh larkay shezan ki tarrah hotay hain peetay jao lakin jab maza aanay lagta hai to khattam
hahahahahah

aik dafa aik aadmi nai toa rakha huwa tha ,budha totai ki wajah sai bahot praishaan tha , qunkai budha jab bhi gar aat atha toa tota usai yehi kehta tha aageya budha pagal aageya bidha pagal.
in short, budhai nai socha perhaps tota akaila hai jiski wajah sai sathya geya hai. usnai aik totee khreed li aik din budha gar aya to tota aur totee dono batain kar rahai thai dono nai kaha kai , wel come budhai ,wel come budha. ab budha bahotkhush that kai chalo dono da dil to behel geya.
after a few days, budha gar aaya to joon hee usnai qadam rakha totai ne kah budha pagal aageya aur totee nai kaha allah karkai mar ja-a-. budha pagal allah kar kai mar ja-a-.

aik baar aik india aur pakistan ka match howa tha wo pakistan haar gaya tha
us ke baad pakistani cricketers ko egg
maare jaate te to aik baar razzaq gaya
market main samaan lene to us ne burka
pehna howa tha kyon ke un ko egg mare jate te is liye to wahan per wo samaan le raha tha to aik aur burke main koi aya aur razzaq ko bola hi razzaq to razzaq ne bola aap na mujhe burke main kaise pehchana to doosre burke wale ne bola ke main waseem hoon.. thats my joke wanna chat me so chat me on this id najaf_junejo@hotmail.com thank uuu

aik aadmi mer jata hai ,farishtay us k pass atay hain aur poochtay hain k tum janataur duzakh mein se kis mein jana chahu geyvo kehta hai k dekh ker faisla karoon ga.vo pehlay janat dekhnay jata hai vahan dekhta hai k loog aibadat mein masroof hain is k baad duzakh dekhnay jata hai vahan kya dekhta hai k loog disco dances aur khanay piinay mein masroof hain aur mazay lay rahein hain chunanchay vo faisla kerta hai k vo duzakh jaey ga.vo bara khush khush duzakh kii taraf chal perta hai aur jaisay hii duzakh mein enter hu jata hai tu ilaan hota hai k AB CHAEY KA WAKFA KHATAM HUA JATA HAI IS LIAY SAB ULTAY LATAK JAO heeheheeh [bazoaq loogon ko ye lateefa zaroor pasand aey ga likin auroon k baray mein kuch kaha nahin ja sakhta heeheheh]

----kaha aik molvi ne dekh kar juta mere agy----
agar ho samny juta to phir sajjda nahi hota----
----kaha main ne baja hay irshad aap ka----
agar pechay rakhin juta to phir juta nahi hota----

main nay kaha chand se dekha hay meray yar ko kahen
chand ne kaha aby pagal itne upar se dekhta hay koi

hamsaya; sardaar ji main raat 2 bajay kisee kaam say bahir nikla to mainay dekha k app k bedroom ki khirk khuli thee, meree nigah ghalati say under par ga--ee, main bohot mu--aafi chahta, lekin sardaa ji aap khirki band karliya karain na
sardaar ji; main tumhain mazay ki baat bata--oon, main to raat ghar pe hi nahi tha, hahahaha

Aik murtaba aik haathi aur aik cheunti scooter par jaa rahay hotay hain . Haathi scooter chala raha hota hai aur cheunti peechay bethi hoti hai . Donon apni baaton mein mugun hotay hain kay achaanak saamnay sey truck aajata hai aur unn donon ka accident ho jaata hai . Accident mein haathi murr jaata hai aur cheunti buch jaati hai . < Ab sawaal yeh hai kay cheunti kaisey buch jaati hai > @N$ER < Cheunti iss liyay buch jaati hai kyoon kay woh HELMET pehni hoti hai >

ak dafa ka zikar hai k ak hati aur chunti dost the.wo dono khel rahe the k achanak hati ki ma agayi.hati gabra kar kehta hai k ab kya karoon mar parhe gi.chunti kehti hai ghabrao nahi mere peche chup jao.hahahahahah

do bachay rakshay main jaa rahay hotay hain aik ka naam hota hay aada aur dosray ka naam pada achanak say pada rakshay say gir gata hay aada kahta hay padaaaa rakshay wala kahta hay khuda ki qasam say main nay na pada.(Hahahaha..enjoy)

Ek aamir admi nay ghareeb se pooch ka Gadha ghari aur moter gadhri main kiya farq hota hai:
Gharib admi nay jawaab deya ka;
Gadha gahri may Gaha gahri kay bahar hota hai aur moter gahri main gahri kay aandar

rehna tujhe bukhar hai
ajeeb se dikaar hai

lara tujhe bukhar hai
ajeeb si dekhar hai

kahaya pia tera hazam ho giya

rafta rafta woh meri hasti ka saman ho geye
rfta rafta ahisa ahista dheere dheere slow salow
rafta rafta woh meri hasti ka saman ho geye
pehlay kha phir khamkha phir khansama ho geye
roshni main jab us ko dekha tou pareshan ho geye
saban se dho ka kar aaye thay moon moon phitay moon
mere ghar jab aaye thay andhere main
jitnay daahg dabhay moon pe thay wo sab namayan ho geye

geo to aise geo k zindagi ko rashk aaye,
maro to aise maro k sab kahe kaun mar gaya yaro

one day a couple decided to move to their mothers house ...in the night the mian heard some wierd noises but he ignored them and went back to sleep..in the morning he saw his saas dead!!! he had no idea what had happened khair...the next night he again went to sleep and again heard the noises he again ignored them and went to sleep..... in the morning he came to know that his wife was DEAD!! he got confused and had no clue what was happening..... he decided to stay up in the night and see what was wrong..in the night he again heard the noises and went to drawer to see what was wrong when he opened the drawer and was SHOCKED to see the CHADIES DANCING!!!! he asked them WHO ARE YOU??AND WHAT DO YOU WANT??..they replied WE ARE DISCO CHUDIES AND WE WANT TO ROCK

Aik Molaana majlis me takreer kar raha ta,ke jo aadmi kisi yateem ke sar par shafkat se haat rakay ga usay utna swaab milay ga jitne us yateem ke sar par baal hay.itne me aik aadmi neechay majlis se uta aur kaha molaana sahab agar wo yateem ganja huwa to?

AIK DAFA AIK BACHA BAGH ME DARAKHT PAR CHAR KAR SAIB CHURA RAHA HOTA HAY.ITEFAAQ SE MAALI WAHA AA JAATA HAY, USAY KEHTA HAY NECHAY UTAR WARNA TERE GHAR JAA KAR TERE BAAP KO KEHTA HOON.BACHA KEHTA HAY GHAR JAANE KI KYA ZAROORAT HAY, SAAT WALAY DARAKHT PAR HAIN.(HA HA HA HA)

Kaun kahta hai mobile aur biwi alag hain.Dono ko apne paas rakhna parhta hai.Dono ka khayal rakhna parhta hai aur dono ko raat mein charge karna parhta.

Bahu: Maan ji, yeh abhi tak nahin aaye, kahin kisi dusri ladki ke saath...
Saas: Arey kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyun sochti hai? Aisa bhi to ho sakta hai ki kisi truck ke neeche aa gaya ho....




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ACHE DOST HAATH AUR ZUBAN KI TARAH HOTE HEIN,JUB HAATH KO TAKLEEF HOTI HAI TO ANKH ROTI HAI,AUR JUB ANKH ROTI HAI TO HAATH ANSU POONCHTA HAI.

ACHE DOST HAATH AUR ZUBAN KI TARAH HOTE HEIN,JUB HAATH KO TAKLEEF HOTI HAI TO ANKH ROTI HAI,AUR JUB ANKH ROTI HAI TO HAATH ANSU POONCHTA HAI.

Laila ko karana ho IMPRESS
to majanu ne khai MINTOFRESH,
jab majnuko karana ho IMPRESS to
laila ko utarna hoga pura DRESS
bole to ekdam FRESH!!

Neend ati hai,
khawab ata hai,
Khawan main larki ate hai,
Larki ke peeche us ka bap ata hai,
jab bap ata hai to na neend ate hai na khawab ata hai.

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Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal mara.
Santa: Raha na bewakoof ka bewakoof, Goal ismein nahin cricket mein hota hai

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doctor asked from nurse where is the bed of that patient
nurse replied : the patient of that bed was feeling cold, i layed him with other patient which was having 105 temperature

aik bacha bohot galia nikalta tha ,uss ke maa baap pereshaan the,aik dafa usss ke baab aur maa ke dost araahay the,toh uske baap ne bachay ko train la di ,taaaa keee woh train se khelta rahay aur galian(abuses) na nikalay.mehmaan aye toh bacha train se khel raha tha ,aik daaaamm se bachay ne bola ,ghastooon station aaa gaya hai
utar jaon, dallah area aa gaya hai abb dallah driving school bhi yahan haaiii,uthro,bahir ke kutay loog andar aaa jaien

Ek larka ek larki chairte huye kehta hai :
Larkiyan to bus ki tarhan hti hain Ek jaati hai to dosri chali aati hai


Larki ne bhi Muskura ker Jawaab diya :
Larkay bhi richshaw ki tarhan hotay hain Ek ko bulao to saray chalay atay hain

Yesterday
Allah was with u
Today
U r under His care


Do not warry about tomorrow


Allah is already there 4 u.

1 Murgha
Murghi k Piche
Bhaag Raha Tha K
Achanak Murghi
Taxi k niche aa gayi
or mar gahi
Murgha Bola
Sali ne jaan da di
Per Ezzat Bacha li

Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li

Aftab khan

Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.

Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain?.




Aftab khan

Husband aur Wife Hotel
me gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,?Koun Thi Wo??
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.


Aftab khan (From: islamabad)

CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh Le, pata chal jayega.


(T@BI)

Doctor: Tabiyat kaisi hay?



Mareez: Phelay se ziyada kharab hay.





Doctor: Dawai khali thi kiya?



Mareez: Nahi Dawai ki shishi tu bhari hue thi.





Doctor: I mean Dawai le li thi?



Mareez: Ji ap ne di thi tu main ne le li thi.





Doctor: Bewaqoof Dawai pi li thi?



Mareez: Nahi ji Dawai laal thi.





Doctor: Abbe Gadhe dawai ko pi liya tha?



Mareez: Nahi sahib piliya tu mujhe tha.





Doctor: Sale Dawa ko muh se laga ke paid me dala tha?



Mareez: Nahi.





Doctor: Kion?





Mareez: Ap ne he kaha tha k shishi ko dhakan laga kar rahkna.



Ab Doctor sahib me theik tu ho jaon ga na????


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