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aik aadmi apnay ghar mein billi se bohat tang tha tou usay woh kahin chhore aya, ghar aya to billi uss se pehle pohanch gai wo ek bar phri chhore aya to bill phir ghar pohach gaya aur teesri bar jab chhorne gaya to waha se ghar phone kar ke apni begum se poocha kya billi ghar agai hain? biwi ne kaha han agai hai, to aadmi bola acha to phir usay bolo ke muje aa kar le jaye q k me rasta bhool gaya hoon.

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Ek murgi aur uske 3 bache road cross kar rahe the.

Road cross karne k baad murgi k 1 bache ne kaha,

hum saato ne road cross karli

7 kaise..?
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Socho,
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read msg again, thoda dimag lagao..!
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Arre yaar,

Bache hai kuch bhi bolte rehte hai.

Tum Tension mat lo.

#funny

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Ustaad: Agar tumhara dost aur tumhari Lover doob rahe hon to tum kis ko bachao gay?
Shagird: Doob jane do, Dono kaminon ko! Wo aik sath kar kia rahe thay?

Dost: logo ne tumhe hospital me q mara?
Doosra Dost: logo ka rush dekh kar mene poocha ke yaha kaunsi film lagi hai, baad me pata chala k wo to ICU tha!

#jokes

biwiyan shadi k foran baad

biwiyan aati hai teer ki tarha, meethi hoti hai kheer ki tarah, namkeen hoti hain paneer ki tarah

biwiyan shadi ke chand maah baad

chubhti hai teer ki tarah, kardeti hain faqeer ki tarah, nazar rakhi hai shabbir ki tarah

larka: bus aur larki ek jesi hoti hain, ek jati hai to doosri aa jati hai

larki: rickshay aur larkay ek jisay hotay hain, ek ko bulao to 4 ajatay hain.

ustaad: shagird se andha kise kehte hain?
shagird: jiss ki ankhen nah hon
ustaad:a aur kana kise kehte hain?
shagird: jis ke kaan nah hon