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1. azaye sajdah 7 hain
2. tawaf ke chakkar 7 hain
3. safa marwa ke darmiyan 7 chakkar lagana hotay hain
4. mina ke medan mein shetanon ko 7 kankar marna wajib hai
5. jahannum ke darwazay 7 hain
6. Rasool e Akram PBUH ne farmaya jab bachay 7 sal ke hojayen to un ko namaz ka hukum do
7. Sorah fateha ki 7 ayaat hain
9. qos o qazah me 7 rang hain
10 takhleeq e insani 7 marhalon me hoti hai
11. bachon ka satwen din aqeeqa karna mustahib hai

judge:tum per ilzam hai k tum nay khazanay to loota hai apnay ikhtiarat ka faida uthaay hooway. Tum khud bataoo thumaray saath kya keeya jayea
Mujrim: bus janab mujhay bhi saudia arib bajah dain

Plane Take-off Kerne K Bad ek Air-Hostess Ney Kuch Anounce Kiya Aur Mic Ka Button Band Kerna Bhool gaee.. Dosari Taraf Pilot Dosare Pilot Se Kehne Laga K Abhi Mein Chai Pi Loon Us K Bad Mera Air-Hostess K Saath Romance Kerne Ko Dil Charaha Hai..Aur Yeh Sab Baatein Air-hostess K Saath Sab Sun Rahey Thay..Ab Air-Host Ne Socha K Mein Jaldi Se Mic Band Ker Dey Ti HOON.. Jase Hi Woh MIc Band Kerne K Liyeh BhaGi. To Ek Bhudhe Ki Tang Se Takra K Gir Gahi...BHudey NE Kaha "" To Bari BEy-Sabri Hai""..""Suna Nahi Pehley Woh Chai Piyeh Ga""........

Sochate aur jagate sanson ka ik dariya hun main
apne gumgashta kinaron ke liye behta hun main
jal gaya sara badan in mausamon ke aag mein
ek mausam ruh ka hai jis mein ab zinda hun main
mere honton ka tabassum de gaya dhokha tujhe
tune mujhko bag jana dekh le sehra hun main
dekhiye meri pazirai ko ab aata hai kon
lamha bhar ko waqt ke dahaliz par aaya hun main.

Ek baar 3 chor Pappu, Badde aur Chotte police se chup ke 3 boriyon me ghus gaye!
Police wala aya, usne pehli bori mein laat mari!
Pappu bola: BHOW-BHOW!
Police waala: kutta hai
Dusri bori mein laat mari!
Badde bola: Meooowwww
Police wala: Billi hai
Teesri bori mein laat mari
koi awaaz nai ayi!
Phir mari, koi awaz nai!
20-25 laat maari to andar se Chotte chillaya!
Abe Saale, AALU hoon!

Eik village main Jutt logon ki hakumat thi aur unka eik ladla Kukar(Murgha) Thanedar tha, woh sara din gaoon(village) main awaragardi karta aur sham ko ghar aajata pura village us ko janta tha, Eik din usi gaoon ka eik mirasi jo bohat dinon ka bhoka tha, thanedar us ke ghar ke pass se guzra, mirasi ne us ko pakar kar halal kar diya aur us ki khal dewaar per keel ke sath latka di.
Jab sham ko thanedar ghar na pohancha to jutt logon ko fikar howi, un sab ne puray gaoon main us thanedar ki talash shuroo kar di, isi doran woh mirasi ke pass bhi gaye aur kaha ke thanedar ko dekha hai, mirasi ne us ki khal ki taraf ishara kar ke jawab diya "" woh aaya tha aur wardi utar kar na jane kahan chala gaya.
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