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Never KISS a lady police,
She will say, hands up.

Never KISS a lady doctor,
She will say, Next please

Always KISS a lady teacher,
She will say, repeat it 5 time

Always try to do better,
But never compare with others,
Definitely you will get success,
Either you will be passing alone or together.

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Do not be Happy for a reason,
because that Happiness ends with that reason.
Be Happy without any reason
and u ll be Happy Always.
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Take it light ji,
miss me might ji,
never do fight ji,
have fun slight ji,
eat good diet ji,
try flying a kite ji,
B always happy RIGHT ji!

Sardars always study
in front of a mirror bcos
it helps saving revision time.
2) he can keep a watch on himself.
3) he likes combined studies.!

I always use you
Because
I have choose you
I do not wanna loose you
I need you very hard
U r not a credit card
Not bodyguard
Not safeguard
U make me more strong
I sleep so long
U provide me healthy rest
U r best in best
U r the best dean

Oh my

!!!!MORTINE!!!!
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WINNING DOESN'T ALWAYS MEAN BEING FIRST,
WINNING MEANS YOU'RE DOING BETTER THAN YOU'VE DONE BEFORE - BONNIE BLAIR

Man was smoking in a bus. Conductor:
No Smoking ka board nahin dikhta?
Man: Uske side mein 'Always Wear Condom'
ka board hai, ab vo bhi laga ke baithoon?

Always have positive attitude in life.
There is something positive in evry persn n situation.
Evn a stopped clock is right twice!!