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ek mota aadmi doctor k pass jata hai or kehta hai k koi aisy dawa dehn k may dubla or smart ho jaoon doctor kehta hai ok rozana sir ko left say right ghumana..mareez poochta hay din may kitnay time doctor saab..doctor kehta hai itny he dafa ghumana jitny dafa tumay koi khanay ka bolay

eik admi bus main behta kheray khareed layta hain aur us kay pass eik admi betha hota hain admi aur jis dmi nay kheray khareday thay woh dosrey admi ko deta hain aur eik kay baad dosra deta hain phir admi kehta hain kay app bhi to kha lay to woh kehta hain hain yeh bhi koi insano kay khanay wali cheez hain
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IK DAFA IK AADMI DOCTOR KE PAAS JATA HE AUR DOCTOR KO KEHTA HE KE ME BOHT BEEMAAR (SICK) HOON SAMAJH NEHI AA RHI KAI KAROON.
DOCTOR:
""AAP KO KON SI BEEMARI HE""
AADMI:
WOH SAMNEY IK DRAKHET (TREE) HE IS KE NEECHEY IK KABER (GRAVE) HE IS ME...................
(DOCTOR MAREEZ KI BAAT KO KAATTE HUE KEHTA HE)
DOCTOR:
""AAP YH KIA KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY LAG GAEY HO BEEMARI BATAO KON SI HE.""
AADMI:
""DOCTOR SAHAB MUJHEY KHANIAAN (STORIES) SUNANEY KI HI TO BEEMARI HE.

IK AADMI:
(DOOSREY AADMI SE) YAAR AAJ MERI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY)HE AAJ ME NAHANA CHAHTA HOON .
DOOSRA AADMI:
YAAR TUM KIA APNI SALGIRAH (BIRTHDAY) PER HI NAHATEY HO? ABHI PICHLEY (PREVIOUS) SAAL HI TO NAHAEY THE?
PEHLA AADMI:
BHAI KIA KAROON SAAF SUTHRA REHNEY KI AADET REH GAI HE.

aik dafa faqeer aadmi say kehta hai kuch khanay ko de do jawab mila kal ka khana khao gay faqeer ne kaha haan kiyuon nahin aadmi ney kaha to phir kal ana
kiya hansi nahin aaai to phir aap ki tarf se kuch ho jaye

Paise wala aadmi: aaj mere
paas 14 cars
18 dukaan
4 Bangle hain.

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Garib aadmi: mere paas 1 jobless beta
hai,jiski girl friend teri beti hai..

eik aadmi university ke toilet main gaya ander sit per baitha to saamne likha tha: keh itna zor agar talim per daite to aaj kisi achi sit per hote!!!