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Aqal Mand Aadmi Jb Koi Khaas Aur Ehm Fesla Krta Hy To Boht Sochta Hy, Dil-o-Dimagh Ki Sunta Hy Halaat ko Parakhta Hy Daleel Or Mantaq ko Zer-e-Ghor Lata Hy Musbat Or Manfi Pehlu ka Jaeza Leta Hy Apny Walidain Or Behn Bhaiyon Se Raaye Leta Hy Aur Aakhir Mein Wohi Krta Hy Jo Uski Bv Kehti Hai... hahaha

1 Aadmi ne 100 martaba Blood Donate kerny ka Record Qaim Kia.. Blood Bank Intizamia ne uski Wife ko bhi Prize diya. Aadmi Ki Wife ne Hairan ho k poocha, Mujhay Prize Q? Blood Bank Intizamia ne Muskura k kaha Madam,, "Aap ne Nahi Piya tabhi to Hum ne Liya...

Aadmi dost se: Yaar aisi bewi ko kya kahen gay jo Khubsoorat ho, Samajhdar ho, Baat manay aur kabhi Naraz na ho?
Dost: Afwah

Jo AADMI Hamesha Hansta Rehta Hai Us Ko Urdu zaban mei
"HANS-MUKH"
Kehte Hain
Or
Jis Ka Hansna Bilkul Band Ho jaye
Us Ko English mei
"HUS-BAND"
Kehte Hain :-|

1 Aadmi Bus Driver se Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rhte Ho?
Bus Driver: 24 Ghante
Aadmi Herat Se: Wo Kese?
Bus Driver: 8 Ghante Is BUS Me
16 Ghante B.V k "BUS" Me.!.

Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.

Logon N pocha Kya Hua

Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua

Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.

Ek aadmi lift mai,
1 larki mahnga parfume lga k Enter hui or boli :
cobra perfume,
price 8000/=
2nd larki boli :
charli perfume,
price 12000/=
phir Achanak lift ruki or Badboo Aai, Dono larkiyon ne apni naak pakr li
or
Aadmi ko dekhne lagien,
Aadmi muskuraty hue bola : mooli ,
14 rupey kilo.

Aik sheikh aadmi jo bara hi kanjoos tha

Jab marne laga tu kisi aadmi ne oss se kaha

Sheikh saab abb tu app mar rahe hain

Kuch Khuda ke naam par dete jayein

Sheikh ne aankhein kholte hoye kaha

Jaan tu de raha hoon

Or kia doon