Uzma Shaheen

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If sumone throws a stone towards u, throw luv towards him but if sumone throw luv towards u, then sit for a while & think coz luv hurts more than stone.

All local trains in Mumbai are running late today, not on account of heavy rains but because of an "overweight girl called Varsha.

Just heard an announcement in Hindi saying,

"Bhaari VARSHA Ke Karan Sabhi Gadiyan Deri Se Chal Rahi Hain!"

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5 ways to make people fool on 1st April:

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This was first, rest next years.

Happy All Fools' Day!

Mawra Hocane and Mehiwish Hayat at the Premier of Na Maloom Afraad

True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent. -Erwin T. Randall

Would Rajnikanth ever leave the human body?

No, never! He would simply go to America as America is in deep-shit now whereas India is growing at a fast pace.

With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of super children and conquer the earth!