Obaid Kayani

student- : miss home work kya tha lekin copy ghar par reh gayi .
teacher : to khud bhi ghar par reh jatay .
student- : aap achi lagti hain is liye aata hon .

main apni khuahishon main bas tumhain hi yaad karta hoon

sadaien jab bhi daita hoon tumhain faryaad karta hoon

tere aik baar kehne pe main duniya chod jaoon ga

tere aik harf pe main zindagi barbad karta hoon

bas aik koney main baithe mera har din guzarta hai

main teri yaadon se is ghar ko bhi aabad karta hoon

ghalat bayani hai teri hamare dil se niklo ge

nikal sakte ho to jao tumhain aazad karta hoon

Finally, here is some warning given out in good faith!

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote:(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote:)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap

Shaadi ke pehle - Kabhi Kabhi
Shaadi ke baad - If you are lucky

Shaadi ke pehle - Aao Pyar Karen
Shaadi ke baad - Aur Bhi Kuch Kaam Karen?

Shaadi ke pehle - Hum Apke Hain
Shaadi he baad - Hum Apke Hai Koun

once in a class teacher said to students write the name of your father in english.one sardar wrote BEAUTIFUL RED UNDERWEAR,teacher said what u have written, what is the name of your father.he replied SUNDAR LAL CHADA

aik sardar kafi deer se apney marriage certificate ko dekh raha tha, WIFE;sardar g, itni deer ton ki labdey oh?
expiry date dhoond raha hoon sardar replies