Meena Kumari

Faqeer: Bibi! kia aap k paas bhokay k liye khana hai?
Bibi: Haan hai, magar abhi wo bhooka office se nahi aaya.

#lateefay #jokes

Larka: Me aap se dosti karna chahta hoon;)

Larki : hamari dushmani kab thi "Bhaiyaaaa":p:o

(.")/ lo saari baat
<) ) hi khatam kar
./ | di Churail ne:p;):D

tarq e talluq ki waja kuch youn batatay jatay
ab me kaha kaha buraiyan dhoondo apnay aap mein

Jab Bhi Fursat Mili Hangama E Duniya Se Mujhe
Meri Tanhai Ko Bas Tera Pata Yaad Aaya..........!!!

baap: agar tum is dafa imtehaan mein paas na huay to muje apna abba mat kehna
larka imtehan khatam honay aur result anay kay baad
baap: tumharay result ka kya bana ?
larka: sorry mr. joseph

Sakoon ka Aik Lamha Bhi Nahi Muyassar Mujko.....,
Yadon ko SuLati Hoon...To...Tanhai jaag Uthti Hai.....!!

pani mein aks dekh kar khush ho rahi thi mein
pathar kisi ne phenkha to manzar badal gaya

God apun se puchha, kidhar jana mangta? SWARG YA NARG?
Apun bola NARG! Apun janta,
tum saala dost log udhar ich milega.
Aur jidhar tum log, woich apun ka swarg.

EK CHOHA BEACH KINARE BARI KOSHI KE SATH OCHAL, KOD RAHA THA UR KE RAHA THA WA CHOHA WA, KISI NE POCHA KEYA BAT HAY BARE KOSH HO. THO KENE LAGA BADSHA {SHER} KE BETI NIKAL GAI HAY UR WO SHAK MUJ PAR KARTA HAY.