Mahrukh Nida

Diyaar-e-Dil Ki Raat Mein Charaagh Sa Jalaa Gaya
Mila Nahi Tou Kia Howa, Wo Shakal Tou Dikha Gaya
Wo Dosti Tou Khair Ab Naseeb-e-Dushmanaa.n Howi
Wo Choti Choti Ranjishon Ka Lutf Bhee Chala Gaya
Judayion Ke Zakham Dard-e-Zindagi Ne Bhar Dye
Tujhe Bhee Neend Aa Gayi Mujhe Bhi Sabar Aa Gaya
Pukaarti Hain Fursatain Kahan Gayin Wo Sohbatain
Zamee.n Nigal Gayi Unhain Ke Aasmaan Khaa Gaya.

Aawaargi Mien Mohsin Ess Ko Bhi Hunar Jana....
Iqraar-e-Wafa Karna Phir Uss Sey Mukar Jana,,,,

Jab Khawab Nahi Koi Kya Zindagi Ka Karna....
Har Subha Ko Jee Uth''na, Har Raat Ko Mar Jana,,,,

Aesa Na Ho Darya Mien Tum Baar-e-Garaa''n Thehro....
Jab Log Ziyaada Hun Kashti Sey Uttar Jana,,,,,

Suqraat K Peenay Sey Kya Mujh Pay Aayaa''n Hota....
Khud Zehar Piyaa Mian Nay, Tab Uss Ka Assar Jana,,,,

Jab Bhi Nazar Aao Gay,Hum Tum Ko Pukaarien Gay....
Chaaho To Thehar Jana,Chaaho To Guzar Jana,,,,

once a wife was sleeping ,her husband came and awaked her.the wife said ""wat happened ,why u r disturbing me"",husband replied ""nothing darling,i just forgot to give u the sleeping pills"".

once a man was digging his garden. he saw a lamp as he washed the lamp a genie came out of the lamp and said? I am ur slave master and i will fulfill ur 3 wishes but whatever u ask,ur neighbor will get its double"".
the man, who hates his neighbor agrees. So he wishes for a 50 storey building. as he gets 50 storeys building his neighbor gets a 100 storey building.then he wishes for 50 most beautiful girls. As he gets 50 girls his neighbor gets 100.jelous of his neighbor he finally asks the genie to remove his one testicle.

Kaun khehta hai dil sirf lafzon se dukhaya jaata hai..

Teri khamoshi bhi ankhien nam kar jaati hai!

Ek Bewda Daru shop ke malik ko
Raat ke 12 baje Phone Karke
Puchh raha hai.
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Bewda :-''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi.......? ­ ?
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Dukaandaar :- Subhah 9 baje.
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Bewda :- ''Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi........ ­ .??
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Dukaandaar:- 9 baje.
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Fir se phone karke Bewda:- A bhai Teri Dukaan kab
Khulegi....??:O
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Dukaandaar:- abe bewde Kitni
baar Batau 9 baje khulegi,Subah
9baje Aana Jaa ab Phone Mat
Karna.
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Bewda :- Are,.mai dukan ke andar se hi bol rha hu..

Alfaaz gira daitay hain jazbaat ki qeemat
Jazbaat ko na lafzoon mein dhala karo Wasi