Kashif Yaqoob

A boy with his father went to Doctor with infection on His face After Chkup Dctr said: "apni Gf ko bolo Lipstick ka Brand badle.Tmhe MEDORA se Alrgy hy Fathr ghuse sy larkay ki trf dkhta rha;-> Boy said: d0ct0r sahab jb ap ghr jaye to apni beti ko bta dena

Bv: Hamari Prosan Hr Maheeny Apne Husband Ke Sath Ghomny Jati Hai : Ap Bhi Kabi Le Jaya Kro Na. : Husband: Mene 3,4 Bar Kaha Hai Mgr : : Wo Manti He Nahi...

1 Larky Ne 1 Burhi Ama K Pas Pataka Rk Dia Log Chillaye Ama Pataka Hy Ama Patakha Hy Bhuria Sharma k Boli Chal hat Wo To Me Jawani Me Thi...

Ghazab ka Nakhra Ajab Ye Style Hy, SmS Nahi karty Or kehty Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hy, Kanjusi ki Had To Dekho Touba Touba Itni bezti k bad B Chehre Pe Smile Hai. . kanjoos khai kay

Sabziwala Sabzi Par Paani Chhidak Raha Tha, kaafi Der ho Gayi .
Customer gusse mein bola:
Bhaisahab Agar Bhindi ko Hosh Aa Gaya ho to Ek kilo de do.....

Arz hai-roz roz weight check kya karna hai,
ek din to sabne marna hai,
char din ki hai zindagi,
kha lo jee bhar ke,
agle janam to phir 3 kilo se hi start karna hai..

Full form of GIRL G: Gussa Hamesha Naak Per I: Itraane Me Sabse Aagey R: Rone Ki Automatic Machine L: Larne Me Subki Naani Phir Bhi Duniya Inki Dewani.

Hmari ulfat sy tang ajao to bta dena... /"Dost"\ Hmain nafrat pasand hai par dikhawy ki dosti nahi...

Koi Gila Nahi hai Mujhay Tumhary Na Yaad Kernay Say , .-._.-._ 'dost' Ujrray Huwey Chaman Ko to Parindy Bhi Chor Jatay hain ..!!