Kashif Yaqoob

Kiya PehChaN Batayen ApNe Doston Ki, Wo To HaiN NiRale BaNdar. . * . * Girl FRIEND K Liye "KFC KA ZINGER" or DoSto K Liye "GHAZI K MAZAR KA LANGAR"

Hum Aapko Aap K Aany Waly Kal K Bary Mey Bata Skty Hain, . . . . .Wait . . . . . . . . . . . . .Searching. . . . . , , , , , . . . . . .Loading. . . . . . . . . . . .80% Complete. . . . . . . .90% Complete. . . . . ? . . . .100% Complete. . . , . Successful . . Tu Aapka Aany Wala kal Hy . . . . . . , . "TUESDAY" TAALiyan; Thank U.. Qasam Sy Bachpan Sy Hi Zaheen Hon. Kbhi Gharor Nahi Kiya;

Mareez: Doctor Sahab Rozana 50 Ki Dawai Le Jata Hoon, Lekin Koi Faida Nahi Hota:
Doctor: To Aaj 40 Ki Le Jao 10 Ka Faida Hoga.

Main Rang Sharbatoon Ka . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tu Gandey Naaley Ka Pani Hahahaha.
Ho gyi Bezati or parho pura msg...!

#Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
#Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey #Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

#Girl Demanded for Ice Cream
#Boy Purchased It
Girl: Thank U
Boy: Sirf Thank U
Girl: U Want Kiss Na?
Boy: Arrey #Romance Ki Bhuki, Aadhi Icecream De.

Boy: Suno jana.
Girl: Chup raho, Khate #waqt baat nahikarte,
khaane k baad
Ladki: Ab bolo
Boy: Teri plate mein #cockroch tha, le aur ban Heroine!

Raat ko net nahi chal raha tha to main ghar walon k pass ja kar baith gaya..
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Ache log hain yaar wo..

#Jokes

A - U r attractive

B - U r the Best

C - U r Cute

D - U r Dear 2 Me

E - U r Excellent

F - U r Funny

G - U r #Good-Looking

H - hehehe

I - I'm

J - JOKING