Kashif Qureshi

Father: Beta paper mai 80 % marks lainy hain
Son: Don''t worry dad, 100 % lunga
Father: Stupid ! mairy sath mazaq karta hai
Son: Dad pehly mazaq kis ne Shuro kia tha.

Log muntazir hi rahe k hamen totta daikhen
Hum zabt karte karte pathar k ho gaye

Once Banta Singh goes to dinner with his friends.Just to have some fun one of his friends ask--s Banta, How many Idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?. For which Banta answers promptly - 8 idlis. His friends laugh at him and say,nobody can eat 8 idlis when their stomach is empty because when they eat the first idli their stomach would no longer be empty.
Banta enjoys the joke very much and as soon as he comes home calls his wife and asks, How many idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?. She replies - 5 idlis.
Hearing this answer Banta gets furious and replies, You fool! Had you said --8 idlis-- I would have told you a good joke!

Ek ustaad Shagird say:
Misaal day kar wazahat karo k Zameen gole hai?
Shagird:
Janaab football gole hai isliyay zameen bhi gole hai.
Isper ustaad nay jawab diya:
Isliyay aap ka number bhi GOLE hai.
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Ek Pal Ka Jeena

Phir To Hai Jaana

Tohfa Kya Leke Jaayie

Dil Yeh Bataana

Khali Haath Aaye The Hum

Khali Haath Jayenge

Bus Pyar Ke Do Meethey Bol Jhilmilayenge

To Hans Kyon Ki Duniya Ko Hai Hasana

Ae Mere Dil Tu Gaaye Ja

Ae Aaye Aao Aaye Aa

APNE HUSAN PAR ITNA GHUROOR NA KER . SUB 2 DIN KI MASTI HAI. TERA HUSAN BHI TAB TAK QAIM HAI JAB TAK...............................................
FAIR ^ LOVELY SASSTI HAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sardar & his wife going to city in auto....
Driver adjusted mirror..
Sardarji shouted u r seeing my wife...
Go & sit back i will drive the auto..