Bushra Shah

aik admi ki nazar khrab thi woh docter kay pass giya aur docter nay usay ainek ki bajaey doorbean kay chashmay laga diyay.jab bahar giya toh aik admi angoor baij raha tha kehnay laga""bhai sahab yeh baloon kaisay day rahain hoo.ha!ha!ha!ha!

AIK HUSBAND NAY BARAY GHUSAY SAY KAHA BEWI SAY,JULDI KHANA LAOO MERE PAIT MAIN CHUHAY KUDD RHAY HAIN
BEWI:HI ALLAH MAINE TO MURGHEE PAKAI THEE

There waz a man who use do a big bad smelly phart in the morning,and as ussual his wife use 2 say ""that some day everythng will come out""...so one morning his wife woke up earlier and she wnt down in the kitchen to bake roasted chiken ..but the chiken waz all burnt out..so she said wat 2 do ...2 throw it........or?So, after 15mintues there waz a loud phart and suddenly a loud yell frm upstairs of her husband...he came running n yelling and said 2 her wife....""oye! u wre saying rite that ik din sada everything will come out,and it came out.......i wont do the PAAD again"".......PHAAARTTT!!!!!oops sry!!