Asiya Faheem

Boy: I’ll climb the tallest mountain, swim the deepest ocean and walk on burning coal for you.

Girl: So sweet! Can you come to meet me now?

Boy: Mad or what? It`s raining outside.

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.

Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.

Santa: I didn't say, "he got out".

Jeeto answers the phone. "It must have been a wrong number from some ship", she tells her husband.

Santa: Why?

Jeeto: Because it was a woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.

Always work for a cause and not for applause.

Good Morning!

Sharp is ur memory, sweet is ur name, deep in my heart u'll always remain. Earth wants water, flower wants dew, I want nothing but a smile from u.

Tinka Kabahu Na Nindiye, Paav Tale Jo Hoye;

Kabahu Udd Aankho Pade, Peed Gehri Hoye!



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One should not abuse a blade of grass under one's feet. If that happens to strike on one's eye then there will be terrific pain.

Happy Kabir Jayanti!

Santa: You just backed the car over my bike.

Jeeto: Well, you shouldn't have left it on the lawn!

Him: lly.
Her: k.

*realization happens*

Him again: I love you.
Her again: Aww. I love you too. :*

#Janujikibaatain

Ammi: beta ye shirt lai hoon tumharay liye.
Maasi: Baji kaha se lai hai kitne ki lai hain.

#MaasioKiBaatein