Asiya Faheem

Usay Kehna Kitabaon Main Rakhay Sookhay Howay Kuch Phool...

Us K Loat Aanay Ka Yaqeen Ab Tk Dilatay Hain...!!!

Dau aurtain gali main khari lar rahi hoti hain aik doosray ko gaaliyan deti hain bud-duaain de rahi hoti hain.Khoob majmaa jamah jo jaata hai.Thori Der baad unkay shauhar aajaatay hain.Donon ko gussa karkay ghar main jaanay ka kehtay hain.Itnay main aik aurat doosri ko kehti hai ""Tera kaam koi kala Habshi Utaray"" .aur donon ghar main chali jaati hain.ittifaaq se logon main aik kala Habshi bhi hota hai jo majmaah khatam honay kay baad bhi gali main betha rehta hai.Thori der baad woh Doosri aurat kay darwaazay par dastak deta hai .Uska shauhar gussay main bhinnaya hua baahar nikalta hai Aur poochta hai ""Kya baat hai?? "" .Habshi kehta hai ""Andar apni wife say pooch kay aao Kala Habshi jaay ya intizaaar karay?""(Accha lagay tau Zor se hansyay aur nahin tau muskuraanay say bhi kaam chalay gaa ;0) )

Uss K Baghair Aaj Bohat Jee Udaas Hai.....

Jalib Chalo Kahien Sey Ussay Dhoondh Laayen Hum....!

Eik village main Jutt logon ki hakumat thi aur unka eik ladla Kukar(Murgha) Thanedar tha, woh sara din gaoon(village) main awaragardi karta aur sham ko ghar aajata pura village us ko janta tha, Eik din usi gaoon ka eik mirasi jo bohat dinon ka bhoka tha, thanedar us ke ghar ke pass se guzra, mirasi ne us ko pakar kar halal kar diya aur us ki khal dewaar per keel ke sath latka di.
Jab sham ko thanedar ghar na pohancha to jutt logon ko fikar howi, un sab ne puray gaoon main us thanedar ki talash shuroo kar di, isi doran woh mirasi ke pass bhi gaye aur kaha ke thanedar ko dekha hai, mirasi ne us ki khal ki taraf ishara kar ke jawab diya "" woh aaya tha aur wardi utar kar na jane kahan chala gaya.
he he he he he he he he he he he

Itne dher se khawabon mein,
Mere khawb sambhaley rakhna,
Dil ka sheher ujaley rakhna,
Itne dher se chehron mein,
Mera chehra dheyaan mein rakhna,
Kuch yadain samaan main rakhna,
Itni dher se baton main,
Pehli baat bhula na dena,
Pehla ishq ganwaa na dena,
Itne dher se raston mein,
Tanhai ka ddar na dena,
Mujh ko tanhaa kar na dena,
Itne dher se naamon main,
Mera naam na khoney dena,
Meri shaam na honey dena.

Agar aap ko rona aa raha ho to aaina daikh lain.
Aap ki hansi chhoot jaye gi, Mazaq k ilawa :P