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Ahmed Malik

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 88
Member Since : Aug 27, 2005
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Ahmed Malik

Bakra

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Sardar

Ahmed Malik

Makes A Photocopy Of The White Sheet.

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: sardar
 
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Ahmed Malik

Dono Mar Gaye Khatam…

Ek c Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
 
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Ahmed Malik

Train, Bus Aur Ladki

ladka bola:train,bus,aur ladki sab ek jaise hi ek chali jaye toh doosri aajati hi.
ladki boli:auto.riksha ek ladke ek jaise hi ek ko bulayenge toh charo chale aate hi.

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny Tags: Ladki
 
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Ahmed Malik

Yamraj Ne Ek Ladke Ki Jaan Le Li…

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
 
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Ahmed Malik

Jaako Rakhe Sayeean Mar Sake Na Koi…

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
 
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Ahmed Malik

""ki Mein Tera Hath Chum Sakda Han""

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han""
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Shairi

Ahmed Malik

Meri Kisi Khataa Pe Naraz Na Hona

Meri kisi khataa pe naraz na hona,
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona,
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
hanste rehna zindgi mein kbi udaas na hona.

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 05:04
Category: shairi
 
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Ahmed Malik

Kya Mangon Khuda Se Tume Pane Ke Baad…

Kya mangon khuda se tume pane ke baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta detay hain log ,
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad.

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 04:04
Category: shairi Tags: Khuda Mango
 
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Ahmed Malik

Boy To A Pretty Girl

Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.

· 1 Like · Apr 19, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Ahmed Malik

Teri Yaad

jab chandni barh kar
raaton peh chaati hai
teri yaad aati hai

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
Category: Missing You
 
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Ahmed Malik

Dost 1 Sahil Hai Tufan K Liye

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hai armano k liye dost 1 mehfil hai anjano k liye dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
Category: friendship
 
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Ahmed Malik

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
Category: naughty-insult
 
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Ahmed Malik

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan,

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli ""Shukriya BhaiJaan""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
 
Sms / Miss You

Ahmed Malik

Close Your Eyes

Close your Eyes
Relax your Body
And stop your Breathing as long as you can
NOW BREATH
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!

· 1 Like · Apr 15, 2007 at 04:04
Category: miss-you
 

Ahmed Malik

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