Ahmed Malik

Meaning of ABCDEFG : A Boy Can Do Everything For Girls.
Reverse the letters GFEDCBA
Girls Forget Everything Done & Catch new Bakra Again

What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra
sheet?
He makes a photocopy of the white sheet.

Ek c Raja...
Ek c Rani...
Dono mar gaye khatam kahani.
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Na thalle hun ki dead body labni hai?

ladka bola:train,bus,aur ladki sab ek jaise hi ek chali jaye toh doosri aajati hi.
ladki boli:auto.riksha ek ladke ek jaise hi ek ko bulayenge toh charo chale aate hi.

Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Is ko waqt se pehle kyon mara?
Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha.

Kunwaro se log puchte hai ki tumhari ab tak shaadi kyon nahi huye?
Kunware bhi jor se kahte hai: Jaako rakhe sayeean mar sake na koi.

Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda han""
Girl: Kyon Haramjadeya mere bullan te koi kande lagge ne ?

Meri kisi khataa pe naraz na hona,
apni pyari c muskan kabi na khona,
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
hanste rehna zindgi mein kbi udaas na hona.

Kya mangon khuda se tume pane ke baad.
kiska karu intzar zindgi main tere aane ke baad.
kyun pyar me jaan luta detay hain log ,
mujhe maloom hua tumhe apna banane ke baad.

Boy to a pretty girl, ajaa dil main aja, Girl: sandel utarun kya? Boy, nahi, wese hi aja, yai masjid yan mundir nahin hai.

jab chandni barh kar
raaton peh chaati hai
teri yaad aati hai

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hai armano k liye dost 1 mehfil hai anjano k liye dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli ""Shukriya BhaiJaan""

Close your Eyes
Relax your Body
And stop your Breathing as long as you can
NOW BREATH
I Miss you as much as YOU MISSED THE AIR!