Ahmed Malik

Never ask for a kiss, just take it.
Never ask for a hug, just give it.
Never ask do u Luv me? Say I Luv u.
Never say I can't live without u, say I live for U

RAAT KO NAYA CHAAND MUBARAK

CHANDNI KO CHAaND MUBARAK

FALAK KO SITARE MUBARAK

SITAARON KO BULANDI MUBARAK

AUR AAP SABKO MERI TARAF SE

RAMADAN MUBARAK

Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local criminals, as I did.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

I saw U on ROAD today. U were looking SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My HEART started singing a Sweet Song: WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!

Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile, mujhse bhi achche yaar mile, meri galfriend tujhe raakhi baandhe aur tujhe ek aur behan ka pyar mile

Kuri waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?
Munda: Haan
Sharaab?
Haan
Drugs?
Haan
Jua?
Haan
Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive ve hai?
Munda: Haanji, HIV+

J kade tera kalle da paga 10 bandeyan naal pai jaave ta mainu sad layin, main kade kisi nu kut paindi nahin dekhi !

Jo yeh sms parh raha hai wo lovely,smart ,cute, sweat,intelligent
good looking,pyara... nahi hai to kia hua jis ne bheja hai wo to hai na...