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Ahmed Malik

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 88
Member Since : Aug 27, 2005
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Ahmed Malik

Ab Geeta Pe Haath Nahin Rakhunga…

Ravan was sent to court & was asked to keep a hand on Geeta.
He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: funny
 
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Ahmed Malik

Kutton Se Savdhan…

Ek yug tha jab log apne ghar ke dwar pe likhte the: ATITHI DEVO BHAVA
Phir likha: SHUBH LABH
Phir likhne lage: U R WELCOME
Aur ab likhte hain: KUTTON SE SAVDHAN

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
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Ahmed Malik

Rabba Dukh Na Devin Yaar Mere Nu…

Rabba dukh na devin yaar mere nu, saanu chahe dukhan da pahaar de de,
Phire nawe HERO JET cycle utte yaar mera, saanu bhaven purani Mercedes car de de

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: funny Tags: Dukh
 
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NOKIA Connecting pipal

Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
A: Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal.

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: funny Tags: Nokia
 
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Agar Tumari Zindgi Andairy Main Doobi Hui Hai…

Agar tumari zindgi andairy main doobi hui hai
to mayoos mut hona aur Khuda se roshni ki dua mango
agar phir bi andaira door nahi hota to kanjoosi mut karo
aur apna bijli ka bill ja kar jamma karwa aao.

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: funny Tags: Khuda
 
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Ahmed Malik

Iss Dil Ko Yeh Gawara Nahi Hota…

Iss dil ko yeh gawara nahi hota
Inbox main koi sms tumara nahi hota
bhool kar hi koi sms kar dia karo
Miscall par apna guzara nahi hota

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: shairi Tags: Dil
 
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Ahmed Malik

Sardar Going With His Sister

Sardar apni behan k sath ja raha tha, Kisi ne zore se kaha " Oye.. mashoka le ker kahan nikle " Sardar ko gussa agaya aur jawab diya " Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 05:04
Category: sardar Tags: Sardar
 
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Ahmed Malik

A Baniya Walking On The Road…

A Baniya walking on the road suddenly bent & touched d road n said furiously: 'Loki thuk vi aewein sutde ne jiven Rupeya peya hove!'

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
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Sirf Yeh Socho Ke…

Kabhi ye mat socho tumhare gf/bf ya wife/hubby ne tumhe kitna romantic msg bheja hai, sirf yeh socho ke Use kisne bheja hoga ?

· 1 Like · Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
 

Ahmed Malik

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