Zahid Mahmood

one time there were three people in the plain. bush, one kid, and nawaz sharif
the captain annaunced that there was some problem in the plain so everybody have to jump out
but there were only two parachutes
bush said i have to go i have a big country to take care of
so he took the parachute and jumped
then the boy told nawaz sharif to take the parachute and go
so N.S. said but i can-t let you die
there isn-t any for you
the boy said yes there is
because bush took my school bag
he he he
it was long wasn-t it
but was funny i beleive

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Kah rahi hai hashr mein wo aankh sharmai hui
haye kaise is bhari mahafil mein ruswai hui
aaine mein har ada ko dekh kar kahate hain wo
aj dekha chahiye kis kis ke hai aayi hui
kah to ae gulchin asiran-e-qafas ke vaste
tod lun do char kaliyan main bhi murjhai hui
main to raz-e-dil chupaun par chipa rahane bhi de
jan ke dushman ye zalim aankh lalchai hui
gamza-o-naz-o-ada sab mein hai haya ka lagao
haye re bachpan ke shokhi bhi hai sharmai hui
vasl mein khali hui raqibon se mahafil to kya
sharm bhi jaye to janun ke tanhai hui
gard udi aashiq ke turbat se to jhunjhala ke kaha
vah sar chadhane lagi paoun ke thukarai hui.