Zahid Mahmood

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places.

1. A student--s leave letter:
As I am suffering from my uncle--s marriage I cannot attend the
class....
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2. A candidate--s application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a --typist And
an accountant - Male or Female--... As I am both for the past Several
years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.
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3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I--ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today
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6. An incident of a leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. A covering note:
I am enclosed herewith...
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
home I may be granted leave.
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11. Letter writing:
I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.
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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter--s wedding:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week--s leave...

Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

ONCE A SARDAR JEE IS VERY DIRTY HE GOES TO BATH AFTER 2 YEARS ONLY LAUGH YAAR THE JOKE IS FINISHED

1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola ?ZINDA BAAD!!?


Aftab khan