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Zahid Mahmood

From : Pakistan
Followers : 0   Total Updates : 67
Member Since : Mar 17, 2014
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Zahid Mahmood

Expiry Date

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U--ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

· 2 Like · May 03, 2015 at 15:05
Category: marital-woes
 
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Zahid Mahmood

Leave Letters

This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places.

1. A student--s leave letter:
As I am suffering from my uncle--s marriage I cannot attend the
class....
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2. A candidate--s application:
This has reference to your advertisement calling for a --typist And
an accountant - Male or Female--... As I am both for the past Several
years and I can handle both; I am applying for the post.
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3. I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
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4. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
Since I--ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clocks and I may
not return, please grant me half day casual leave
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5. A leave letter to the headmaster:
As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I
request you to leave me today
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6. An incident of a leave letter:
I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday.
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7. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day.
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8. A covering note:
I am enclosed herewith...
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9. From H.A.L. Administration dept:
As my mother-in-law has expired and I am responsible for it, Please
grant me 10 days leave.
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10. Actual letter written for application of leave:
My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband At
home I may be granted leave.
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11. Letter writing:
I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well.
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12. Another gem from I.T.I. Leave-letter from an employee who was
Performing his daughter--s wedding:
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week--s leave...


· 1 Like · Apr 02, 2015 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes
 
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Sms / Marital Woes

Zahid Mahmood

Sardar G

Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

· 1 Like · Mar 01, 2015 at 04:03
Category: marital-woes
 
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Zahid Mahmood

Oolamba Che Yakche

ONCE A SARDAR JEE IS VERY DIRTY HE GOES TO BATH AFTER 2 YEARS ONLY LAUGH YAAR THE JOKE IS FINISHED

· 2 Like · Feb 26, 2015 at 18:02
Category: sardar
 
Whatsapp Messages / Funny

Zahid Mahmood

Every Family Has One Weird Relative. If You Don't Know Who I...

Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you!

· 0 Like · Dec 17, 2014 at 16:12
Category: Funny
 
Whatsapp Messages / Missing You

Zahid Mahmood

Remember To Remember Me And Forget To Forget Me. But If You Try To Remember To Forget Me, I'll Never Forget To Remember To Remind You To Remember Me!

Remember to remember me and forget to forget me. But if you try to remember to forget me, I'll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me!

Missing you and remembering you!!

· 0 Like · Dec 13, 2014 at 20:12
Category: Missing-You
 
Wallpapers / Love

Zahid Mahmood

All You Need Is Love

Love wallpapers

· 0 Like · Dec 09, 2014 at 05:12
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Whatsapp Messages / Life

Zahid Mahmood

Life Doesn't Get Easier. You Just Get Better.

Life doesn't get easier. You just get better.

· 1 Like · Nov 21, 2014 at 20:11
Category: Life
 
Sms / Funny

Zahid Mahmood

Zinda Baad

1 jinaza ja raha tha
bohut say log sath ja rahay thay
1 pathan bhi janazay k sath mil gia
kisi nay kaha kalma-e-shihadat
pathan bola ?ZINDA BAAD!!?


Aftab khan

· 1 Like · Nov 17, 2014 at 15:11
Category: funny
 

Zahid Mahmood

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Country : Pakistan

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