Zahid Mahmood

Train main aik bacha ore us ki maan safar kar rahay thay,kay achanak train kay andar light off ho jati hai.bachay nay apni ami say kahna shuru kar dia kay ami ami main nay zanjeer khainchani hai,maan nay bachay ko ajazat day di.bachay nay jab zanjeer khainchi to us ko zoor say thapar para,phir khainchi to us ko phir zoor say thapar para tesri baar jab us nay zanjeer khainchi to us ko thapar para. dosri baar us nay zanjeer khainchi to phir us ko zoor say thapar para.tesri dafa jo us nay zanjeer khainchi to us ko jo thapar para to bacha ronay lag para ore saath hi light bhi aa gai achanak oper berth say awaz ai"" O khauch apnay bachay ko samjhao yeh mera naala khainchti ay"".

Don’t tell me that you love me, because anyone can tell me that. Tell me that I make you tear up with anger and frustration, but at the end of the day you still want to lay down next to me, put your arms around me, and sleep.

Little Johnny walks up to his Aunt and says , -my God, Aunt Edna why are
you so damn ugly?- His mother overhears this, pulls Johnny into the kitchen. and screams,
-how ould you say that your aunt is so damn ugly!- -Because she is,- says Little Johnny.
His mother says, -You go back in there and apologize to her, right now! I mean
it, go tell her that you-re sorry!-
Little Johnny goes into the living room, walks over to his aunt and says, -Aunt Edna, I am
sorry you-re so damn ugly.-