A girl and boy were siting alone,

that boy started touching de girl,

girl dont touch me,

all this only after marriage,

boy, ok
call me when u r married.

· 1 Like · Oct 25, 2014 at 01:10

Category: marital-woes

Whatsapp Messages / Wise Words

Never Attribute To Malice That Which Is Adequately Explain...

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.

· 0 Like · Oct 22, 2014 at 16:10

Category: Wise-Words

Wallpapers / Logo And Brands

Colorful Hd Apple

Apple wallpapers

· 1 Like · Oct 18, 2014 at 18:10

Uploaded in Owais Kareem 's Photos Tags: Hd wallpaper Wallpaper

Whatsapp Messages / Rajinikanth

Rajnikanth Makes Coffee By Grinding Beans With His Teeth And...

Rajnikanth makes coffee by grinding beans with his teeth and boiling milk with his anger.

· 0 Like · Oct 17, 2014 at 17:10

Category: Rajinikanth

Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Santa: Why Are You Heating The Knife?

Santa: Why are you heating the knife?

Banta: To commit suicide.

Santa: But why are you heating it?

Banta: To prevent infection.

· 0 Like · Oct 16, 2014 at 21:10

Category: SantaBanta

Whatsapp Messages / April Fool Pranks

Put A Small Amount Of Paint Or Ink On Your Finger. Go Up To ...

Put a small amount of paint or ink on your finger. Go up to your victim and pretend to notice a "mark" on the victim's face. Tell the victim that you'll rub it off. Instead, actually place a mark ON their face. Act like you got the mark off and walk away.

· 0 Like · Oct 14, 2014 at 21:10

Category: April-Fool-Pranks

Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta

Owais Kareem

A Cop Stops Drunk Santa And Asks, "how High Are You?"

A cop stops drunk Santa and asks, "How high are you?"

Santa: That's wrong English, you should say, "Hi, How are you?"

· 0 Like · Oct 13, 2014 at 03:10

Category: SantaBanta

Whatsapp Messages / Facebook

Owais Kareem

Say It On My Face, Not Through Your Status.

Say it on my face, not through your status.

· 0 Like · Oct 10, 2014 at 00:10

Category: facebook

Wallpapers / Digital Universe

Owais Kareem

Star Wars Fiction Planet

Digital Universe wallpapers

· 2 Like · Sep 30, 2014 at 20:09

Uploaded in Owais Kareem 's Photos Tags: Hd wallpaper Wallpaper

Sms / Eid Mubarak

Owais Kareem

Muslim Ummah

May Allah brings dis eid 2 ol muslim ummah. n may Allah shower his rehmat n barakat upon da entire ummah. n lets make dis promise on dis eid dat we will live our livez accordin 2 da quraan n sunnah of our nabi (s.a.w).
Eid Mubarak.

· 1 Like · Sep 16, 2014 at 08:09

Category: eid-mubarak

Wallpapers / Fantasy Girl