Javed Ashraf

aik anpar larka aik pare likeh larke se puchta hai ke Alubakahra kise kehte hai
para likah larka kehta hai ke Alubakahra use kehte,,aik alu hota hai jise bukhar chara wa hota hai--!!!! LOL

Aakhri Saans K Totny Se Pehlay...!
Us Ne Pani Ki Jaga Pyaar He Manga..

once a girl(living in a hostel) asked the other girl""in wat way guys would talk among each other when they r alone""
second girl replied(carelessly)""obviously in the same way we talk to each other""
1st girl got stunned and said""don-t they feel shy""

ek train main ek bahut hi kaala aadmi aur ek bahut moti aurat safar kar rahe thay dono ek hi dabbay main thay moti aurat nain jamai lee to kaala aadmi bola ""itna bara moonh khul rahi ho kahin mujhe khaa mat jaana"".moti aurat ne kaha ""hamaray mazhab main kuway khana haram hai""
haha.....

Rastey Main Ik Shajar Hai Zameen Par Para Hua.
Sayaa Magar Hai Apni Anaa Par Arra Hua..
Deeda-Waron Ne Uss ko Banaya Ameer-e-Shaher.
Tha Jis Ki Chashm-e-Kour Main Pathar Jurra Hua..
Kis Kis Se Ta''aziat ka Fareza Adaa karun.
Har Aadmi Ke Sar Pe Hai qatbaa Garrha Hua.
Torre Ga Kon Waqt Ke Zalim Jamoud ko.
Ahle Hunar Ke Lab Pe Hai Taala Para Hua..
Qaatil Bhi Yaar The Mere Maqtool Bhi Aziz.
"Wasif" Main Apne Aap Main Naadim Bara hua.

chhota rasta bhi mushkil ho jata hai jab sath chalne wala koi nah ho lekin ek bada aur dushwaar rasta bhi chand qadmon me simat jabta hai jab KUTTA PEECHAY LAG JAYE