Miya aur Biwi

Shohar ne Apni BV Or Khud Ko Marnay Ka Faisla Kia
Osny Apni KanPatti Py Gun Rakhi Or Bv Ko Bola

Khush Mat Ho
Agla Number Tera hy..

Wife:Shukr hy ap sahi slamat ghr wapis aa gy.
Husband: Q Kya hua ?
Wife :Bahar gali me boht shoor tha log keh rahy thy, K Koi RUN Mureed gutter me gir gaya hai.
Husband: Fitay moun tera, Rana Mureed keh rahay thay Run Mureed nahi.

wife: please bike tez na chalaye muje darr lag raha hai.
husband: agar tumhe bhi darr lag raha hai to meri tara tum bhi ankhen band karlo

aik aadmi ki biwi mar gai.
rishtedaron aur doston ne usay chup karanay ke baad poocha: tumhe kuch chahiye .
aadmi: han mujhe mera laptop chahiye
sab ne poocha kya karna hai?
to bola Facebook par status ko single karna hai

biwiyan shadi k foran baad

biwiyan aati hai teer ki tarha, meethi hoti hai kheer ki tarah, namkeen hoti hain paneer ki tarah

biwiyan shadi ke chand maah baad

chubhti hai teer ki tarah, kardeti hain faqeer ki tarah, nazar rakhi hai shabbir ki tarah

Miyan ki goad mai bacha so raha tha.
Biwi ne shohar se kaha: Bachay ko lori de k maine sulaya hai.
Shohar: Nahi isay mai ne sulaya hai.
Bacha (uth kar bola): Lekin jagaya bhi to aap dono ne hai.

Biwi: Tum itni dair se bachay ko chup nahi karwa saktay.
Shohar: Kehta hai gadhay par sawari karun ga, Ab yeh zid kahan se pori karun?
Biwi: Thori dair k liye peeth par bitha lo kia farq parta hai.

Shohar: Tum ne larki se keh dia hai k agar us ne apni marzi se shadi ki to usay meri Jaidaad se kuch nahi milega?
Biwi: Us se kehne ki kia zarorat thi, Maine larkay se keh dia tha wo us din k baad se nahi aya.

Biwi: me chahti hoon Karachi ki koi colony ya chowrangi mere name par bhi ho
Shohar: Karachi me ye dono cheezen pehlay se hi tumharay name par hain
Biwi: Khushi se... woh kaunsi?
Shohar: Nagin Chowrangi aur Bhens Colony

agar koi naya shadi shuda joda Love birds kehta hai tou paanch saal guzar janay kay baad iss joray ko kya kahenge ?

ANSWER: ANGRY BIRDS

shohar aur biwi khanay kay liye gaye tou aik larki ne hello kaha
biwi: kaun thi yeh?
shohar: mera dimagh nah kharab karo abhi usay bhi batana hai kay tum kaun ho