Miya aur Biwi

Shohar: Yeh aalo ke parathon me aalu to bilkul nazar nahee araha
Biwi: chup kar ke khao kashmiri pulao me kashmir nazar aata hai?

Biwi Ghussay Mein: dekh lena tumhe dozakh mein bhi jaga nahee milegi.
Shohar: theek hai me har jaga tumharay sath jana bhi nahee chahta.

Mukhtalif biwian apnay shohron se lartay huay

Pilot ki biwi: zyada mat uro samjhay.
Teacher ki biwi: mujhe mat sikhao ye school nahee.
Dentist ki biwi: dant tor kar hath me do doongi.
Doctor ki biwi: tabyat durust kardoongi.
MBA ki biwi: Mind your own business.
CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA shakhs ki biwi: pehlay paas to karlo budhay/

Mareez: Mujhe ajeeb si beemari ho gai hai jab meri biwi bolti hai to mujhe kch sunai nahi deta.
Doctor: yeh beemari nahi tum pe ALLAH ki khaas rehmat hai.